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[challenge entry] I'll tell you wot he'd do!

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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# ^ this!
Major woos!

FRONT PAGE! NOW! OR DUMMIES WILL BE SPAT!
and yes, that is me shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I'd like to be able to change my icon?
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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# THIS.
IwantoneIwantoneIwantone!
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ^ What She Said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Lovely and what a good idea!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# you've jinxed it now
it'll never happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# and make him look like a burrito in a hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# mmmm
almost lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# not for me
lunch is at 5
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# watching bargain hunt
the woman on blue team is really pissing me off. her voice is like a nailfile down the ear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# that show should be renamed to Twats With Tat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# there's been quite a few on it lately
that have actually made a profit. i like to watch it when charles hanson is one of the "experts", just to see his inevitable crash and burn at the auction
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I'd watch it if Charles Manson was on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# me too
serial killers are a hobby of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
#
killers are killing is
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# i'm too apathetic to murder anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm borderline meself >:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# my apathy is a good thing
without it, i'd have very few neighbours or family
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I had gonna have a party to celebrate my apathy...
but.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# i'm having a party on saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Lemon party.
Dot org.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# *googles
*regrets
*silently weeps

GRANDDAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# i'm not googling that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Jeff Dahmer FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# i've always been a fan of graham young, myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm not a particular fan of poisoners.
If you can even be a 'fan' of murder, generally. Though I've seen Young Poisoner's Handbook and it's very good.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# In related news...
if Vince Tabak killed with one hand, surely this opens up a whole new avenue of wank-based motives?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# i've always been interested
in poisons and infectious diseases. they're mostly very simple and very effective. there's something almost elegant about their simplicity. look at ebola, for example. massively lethal, no known cure and possibly older than mankind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Someone I used to work with was a fan of Will Young and I told her I thought he was the audio equivalent of the ebola virus.
'What's the ebola virus?'

Youth of today, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# they don't know they're born!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# The Black Death is making a comeback....just in time for the Rapture
www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8823748/Black-death-DNA-unravelled.html
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# yeah, i read about that
thing is, it never really went away. hundreds-if not thousands-of people still contract the plague every year. it's just treatable now, so it never really makes headline news.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Porn parody ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
Naggin' Kunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# yep
she put me in a hammery mood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Pete Sutcliffe FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# GET IN THE VAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# A friend of mine once got pissed and tried to phone Peter Sutcliffe in prison.
He was refused on the grounds that it was too late and he was 'in bed'. Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahaha!
fuck, i'd have loved to see that prison guard's face!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I remember being left in a studio with a drunk security guard late one night in a radio station.
Who kept trying random numbers to Iraq and asking "is Saddam in?"

The daft racist!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Yes indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# ^This with knobs on^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# It's a really sad & uniquely strange feeling :(
To loose a fellow B3ta'n
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# As the saying goes,
he'll take some b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)