This makes me think of the Monty Python Restaurant sketch
in my head there is a final panel where the bloke is saying 'Lucky she didn't find the knife I put in the spoon drawer'.
Good work.
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:00,
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