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[challenge entry] A blast from the past, 1963 to be precise...
Many thanks to whoever did the Hitkitten pic, I didn't note your name and can't find you! Feel free to slag me off...


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(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)
# beaut!
now that made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Thank you, but...
...the person to really thank is the nutcase who did the original hitkitten picture! I've sent it to everyone I know at work, my ex-boss (who loves cats) adores it! Who are you, please own up? By the way, I'd just like to say how jealous I am of the people who can photoshop stuff at work. I can barely look at the messageboard without the Netnazis breathing down my neck...
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# oh well
it's still amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)
# It's
Leon!

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Of course!
Who else would have had the means and the motivation?
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)
# True...
...but who was on the grassy knoll? Probably a dog depositing a huge turd...
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)
# I
was -10 years old in 1963!

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)
# I
was -21 in 1963
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# being a minus age
is excellent aint it. It's so rebellious.

I'm gonna say this :-

I was -43 in 1932
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)
# and
I will be +100 in 2073!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Then you...
...are one year older than I.

'Sugar Baby Love' by The Rubettes was the UK no.1 when I was born.

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)
# eek!
not staring the 30 beast in the eye yet then?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)
# I can still fight it off...
...for another year and a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)
# Just a goshdarn cotton pickin' moment...
...30's not so bad!
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)
# ha!
"monster mash" was number one when I was born - some would say "how appropriate!" (as I look like the elephant man)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)
# Eep! Me too.
Freaky.
[edit] Same for the missus. Only nine days between us.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Ohh....
...I wonder how long it was at no 1.

Mine is 20th May.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)
# It was at number one from the
18th of May until the 15th of June 1974.
I was born on the 27th, you ancient bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...I have no comeback for that.

I do share a birthday with Cher though. A few dozen years between us though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I share my birthday with Vincent "it is a man's number" Price
and Christopher "I'm such a fucking ham" Lee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)
# really?
I was born in September (result of a Christmas day shag) and I was always told that Monster Mash was number one when I appeared - is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)
# Monster Mash got to number 3 in the UK in
1963 and number 21 in '73.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:20, archived)
# oh!
oh - so what was number 1 on 25th Sept 1973? (please tell me it wasn't Gary Glitter!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:22, archived)
# Angel Fingers by
Wizzard.
That's not that bad.
[edit] If you were born four days later you would have been born when the music
from "Van der Valk" was number one.
[edit again] Actually "The Monster Mash" was at number 4 (up from 21) that week.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)
# AARGH!
Van der Valk?

For Shite's sake!

I hate my parents!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)
# about
30 seconds - just long enough for me to be squeezed out!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)
# i will be

2(pi)r*12*(pi)
______________  + cos 90
(pi)^2*r

next year
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)
# 254
then
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)
# yes
that's right 8D
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)
# by the way
whats "8D"?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)
# it's a smiley
kaiser does it, i stole it because it reminds me of his wry sense of humour and i can pretend to myself i'm as funny as him
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)
# a ha!
I was trying to think what was funny about "eight-dee"!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:16, archived)
# then you
are 4 years older than I
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)
# not quite
(i didn't just do a hasty edit there at all. nooooooo)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)
# you
changed it!

I am 

tan (45)*log(exp(1))
--------------------------  + 7 pi 
((sin (55))^2 +(cos(55))^2)

+/- .1415927 (ish)

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)
# mmm...
delta x pie
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Do you think...
...if Kennedy knew he was going to die a year later, he would have bothered himself so much with the missiles in Cuba?

Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Or the moon-shot project?
"I pledge that by the end of this decade we will have landed a man safely on the moon. Wait a sec, bollocks to that, why should I bother? Sod the Cold War, bring on the girls!"
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)
# 'Bring on the girls'
...I believe he said that kind of thing a lot anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)
# No wonder...
...his back was so bad.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)