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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# is that seagal?
can't stand that doughy, talentless cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# if that's his sex face, i'd hate to see how he looks when he's curling one out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# sexy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# he's a total bellend
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)
# yes he is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Fuck me!!!!!
Can you now please come and wipe
the spittle off my computer screen please!!!
Proper LOLs *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# no
and thank you :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Time for some ultimate wank chords
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I'd go if he played as quietly as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Erecting the stage just for Seagal would be quite expensive
as there's no festival planned for 2012

/Glasto pedant's blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Is there not?
What on earth are Zoe Ball and Jo Whiley going to bang on about ad nauseam all summer?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Pilton is fallow this year, man.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
#
I take that back ::: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxhR58-A3MY

here!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=INXYLGOFrTc
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULl38bPe2TY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# ah haaa! there's another one I need to FWD to my ex-wife -- a die-hard old-school Metallica fan :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Don't forget this one - it's superb
www.youtube.com/watch?v=98xNx87hRbU
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# WAH HAH HAH HAH! Fuckin' hell!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha, very good
Is that the Darth Vader stage?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha douche bag
I heard he crapped it from a fight with van dam
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Isn't Van Damme about 5'4?
I really hope they do an 80s martial arts version of the Expendables.

Van Damme,
Norris,
Seagull,
Franz Rayner,
Cynthia Rothrock.

It's a pretty simple plot. Everyone's brother died and they have to fight each other in some gangster's tournament to because the last guy is the fella who killed their brothers. He's probably Bolo Leng. If Bolo is still alive.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Expendables 2 isn't far off that...
uk.imdb.com/title/tt1764651/
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# At a party in Sly Stallone`s house
Seagal was acting hard, Van Dam asked him outside
he wouldn`t go. Sly said so.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Make that grass grow.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)