well...you can always have the twat in Lightwater in surrey (down the road from my home town), or the Penis in Penistone (down the road from where i live now!)
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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:23,
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I have mates from PenistoneI remember one of them searching the name during the earlyish days of the internet and being amused to find an American website on funny place names that mentioned "...the people of Penistone seem utterly unaware of the hilarity of their proximity to a village called Wombwell".
Also, another mate claims - possibly untruthfully - that the funniest day of his childhood was when the T fell off the sign at Penistone Cinema.
(Also, another mate claims - possibly untruthfully - that the funniest day of his childhood was when the T fell off the sign at Penistone Cinema.
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:30,
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