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(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Spong reflex.
Also, nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:14, archived)
# pff... mine can take it without gagging
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# eskimos have an unusually large number of words for jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)
# this confuses me
how can a lolly ice be a pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
#
It's made out of seal fat and whales, with a special pastry.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
# this answer satisfies me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)
# stick it in girl!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# mic's a happy fella
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
# she must be starving
just look at how thin she is, under that bogroll-doll dress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
# she smokes the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Crikey! At least it explains her deep voice.
Her vocal chords must be looser'n an anorexic's waistband.

And having shoehorned that line in there, it appears that BBC reporters still haven't cottoned on to the Urban Dictionary derivation of the phrase "wetter than an otter's pocket" - it's just been used in a comment at 12:02 on their Wimbledon coverage.

Silly BBC. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
# other pockets are available
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)