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[challenge entry] To some, this is worse than having limbs removed...

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 15:26, archived)
# If only.
In other news:
I'm not going to post anything in noncey dave's thread, but once again a lot of you seem to be feeding the troll.
If no-one replied to his garbage, he'd soon get bored and fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 15:45, archived)
# stfu noob
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 15:52, archived)
# good point, well made
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:00, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwVkBZqZ57Q
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 15:52, archived)
# 10 minutes ago we threw this board a dummy full of guts. It lasted just eight replies.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:02, archived)
# People who post ambiguous status updates
that can't possibly be understood by another human, until they are subsequently explained.

I also used to have a female friend who would announce completely random things like she was going to the fridge. Utter bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 15:49, archived)
# likewise
And me thinking I was a smart arse and hilarious, posted just such shit up in one of those (ironic? maybe?) ways as a joke. No one even thought it was odd... I took pictures of everything I ate, and only a few people that knew, knew.
Removed so, so many people off there after that...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 15:54, archived)
# My wall is also a bit mental
90% of it is people posting almost entirely animal-related stuff.

The remaining 10%, and the 10% that keeps me sane, are fellow b3tans and colleagues not really talking much about their jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Just going for a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Things like that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:03, archived)
# the one that annoys me is
LOL What am I like
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:06, archived)
# A rhinestone cowboy.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:08, archived)
# yes
without explaing why, or what they have done. Expecting a 'what now? random woman,(as it always is women)' reply/question.
I choose to ignore it, but then another woman friend, or a bloke that fancies her, then asks 'whats up chuck' and it continues....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Someone actually said 'lol' to me once in conversation and thought nothing of it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Thinking about sandwich.
Making sandwich.
Eating sandwich.
Finished sandwich.
Shitting out sandwich.

Rinse and repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:09, archived)
# well yes,
Especially before making a new sandwich...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Also location updates
I mean why on earth would you want to tell the world you're currently not at home, by posting "At Starbucks with Liz So and So"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I'm currently at Starbucks with Liz so-and-so.
LOL What am I like.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# *Steals front door*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# What am I like - At smoking weed, 6 reddish road, stockport
yeah because the police never check social networking sites
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Ive always wanted to test those sorts of posts out
by posting pretty much that, but with coke not weed. But I just know I'd get caught somehow and the whole thing would turn into some sort of BBC comedy style farce.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Or employers
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Its why I have no personal details up
not my real name,
then through a language filter to symbols
And all private.

Then my public fake one, all correct and above board with 5 family members on it.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:38, archived)
# A couple of years ago half my work colleagues vanished over night from Facebook
All in positions of management. They are still on Facebook, but apparently told to unfriend all the grunts they work with. It actually makes me chuckle thinking about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# The thing that has made me very angry recently
Are updates that include links to utter bollocks where you first assume that the person has posted the link in an ironic, subversive or piss-taking manner, but soon realise that they were being serious.
The other thing is updates which at first appear to be frapes, and then turn out to be real. "OMG I'm preggo again." FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# links like cancer, or babies or animals?
Yes I care about all of these things, dont want or need to see them on my PC thanks, and a like wont fucking help will it?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# One of the most recent offenders was a link to an article written by a 'scientist' about his out-of-body experience
At first I thought it was a joke, but to my dismay came to realise that it was written in all seriousness. It was the biggest pile of shite I've read in a while, and all the way through he kept saying 'I'm a scientist, I'm a scientist!' with absolutely no fucking scientific rationale behind his self-examination and only token efforts at self-scepticism. Fair enough if you believe in god(s) or draw strength from your faith, but linking to scientist-revelatory crap (which was the same, old, unimaginative money-spinning dross-cum-propaganda) really left me disappointed in the linker.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Needless to say, people who express any form of strong religious or spiritual view
tend to get unfriended by me pretty quickly. I don't have time for bullshit in life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# And moody quotes.... 'life is like....' marilyn monroe or bollocks also get removed.
Apart from the 3 fit women I well want to bang, obviously. They can post what they want....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
#
"life is like marilyn monroe: fucked by the kennedys"?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:00, archived)
# "Life is like Marilyn Monroe: You start off with too many toes"
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Haha.
There's also unwanted family members. My bro knocked up this chav (who seems to have worked out the benefits system, but not contraception), and as a consequence I get regular updates on her syphilitic offspring managing to construct models out of snot or achieving wondrous insight into civilisation by not doing their latest crap in the middle of the living room floor. Because I'm related to them I fear that 'unfriending' this regular news source could cause some family fall-out. And because I gain joy from regularly fantasising about writing: "Fuck off and stop posting the inane shit all over my feed, you mentally challenged, pig-ugly troglodyte," I cannot bring myself to ignore her.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I read that as 3 ft women
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:17, archived)
# shortist
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I don't remember saying that it would be a bad thing.
I was merely surprised at your candour.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Remember the olden days
before facebook

where the only way you could keep up with news is when people sat around a campfire, being touched up by a TV Presenter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:24, archived)
# I wish I could write to somebody
who might enable my dreams, dreams like this one to come true somehow. And perhaps recieving a small token a bauble or trinket if you will, of my day.
Perhaps I could wear it around my neck....

And then get bummed in a Leyland campervan... either of those two are good with me.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# everyones dream in the 70's man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
# 70s?
I meant now...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:28, archived)