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[challenge entry] Piss on your shoes
See them shine!

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(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 3:33, archived)
# Either I've never had a Guinness pulled properly, or it doesn't travel, or it's just over-rated fucking bilgewater.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 3:39, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 3:49, archived)
# don't take my advice, I've developed a taste for this stuff
english.hite.com/h_brand/html/brand_beer01.asp
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 4:26, archived)
# you need to move to wellington if you want the good beer
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 4:35, archived)
# you're right, of course.
 
Oh, Bodega.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 4:39, archived)
# Guinness is in my blood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 4:44, archived)
# I'm back on the gin
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 5:28, archived)
# sloe gin FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 7:21, archived)
# in some rougher pubs, you end up with blood in your Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Oh man, I get hite all the time at the korean bbq place down the road
It's the sound of freshness after all. Or maybe that's Cass. I don't remember. I also drink a lot of soju there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 6:52, archived)
# That the same place we went to?
That was a good night out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Oct 2012, 7:39, archived)
# Yes
on both counts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 7:49, archived)
# If you are more in The North
Stringers Beer is made by some friends - they win a lot of awards!

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 7:01, archived)
# Developed "Hippo Can" to suit Koreans’ oral structure
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Well apparently the stuff we get in the southern hemisphere isn't the same as local guinness
Irish people still drink it when they're here though so it can't be that far off the mark.

Can't stand the shit personally
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 7:05, archived)
# Apparently the stuff we get in England isn't the same as they serve in Ireland
Either that or it all tastes like tar brewed in a sock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:05, archived)
# it's fantastic in Ireland
a bit dull in the UK, probably why they invented Extra Cold, so you can't taste it at all. In cans, it is just dirty water
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:07, archived)