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[challenge entry] And the lazy stereotype of the week award goes to...

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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)
# haha
I thought you'd shrunk the cars at first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:50, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
to be fair though, being shit at parking trancends gender, race or creed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Tru dat.
I have made many contributions to the Twitter feed associated with that website and, while everyone one of them is a cunt, most of them have dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:00, archived)
#
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and forth...back and forth...in and out....

She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.

Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "OK, OK! I can`t park it! You do it, you smug bastard!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Cor!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# this is what I thought would happen.
although I swear parking spaces are getting narrower. I don't drive so don't blame me but if two cars are parked properly next to each other there's often not enough room to open the doors. So either that or car doors are getting longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Call me a complete twat,
but after 20 minutes I'm still struggling with this :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Women are shit at parkour or something
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# But why does parking far from other vehicles count as 'shit'?
I don't drive, this is a genuine question.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:24, archived)
# I think it's that they have enormous spaces,
and still can't get anywhere near the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Ah, thanks.
I saw it as spaces marked out in blocks of four :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Not quite my intention
I was thinking more along the lines of, if women were in charge they'd enlarge parking spaces to make them easier to get into and also make it so they didn't have to reverse to get in or out of the space.

Shows how shit my original idea was.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:45, archived)
# :)
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)