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From the Smash the Patriarchy challenge. See all 88 entries (closed)

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Cor
She can *** her oily rag on my *** any day.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# She can wankel rotary engine!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# She can shift my stick..
/notcarsavvyblog
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:19, archived)
# she can get me a code for my radio!
*doesn't understand*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Oh, I think you understand, perfectly.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
# I do
SHE CAN ADJUST MY ALIGNMENT ANY DAY!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Something about tappets...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:45, archived)
# She can look underneath my bonnet, take a sharp intake of breath and mutter something like "oooh, the micturating oil flange has ruptured, it'll need a new one, can't get the parts cheap"
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# oily flange
mmm
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Knock a bit off for cash?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# I'd knock a bit out for gash
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)
# I'd like to have lesbian sex with her
if you know what I mean
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)
# *stops scrolling*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:00, archived)
# No, we don't know what you mean
Please add details. Maybe photos.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Has anyone seen my monocle?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
# phwoar !!
have you got the source for the calender
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:15, archived)
# fancy a strum eh?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:24, archived)
# ooooooh
My belt needs adjusting and my filter needs a full service, nudge, nudge
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:17, archived)