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[challenge entry] Quick and dirty.

From the Smash the Patriarchy challenge. See all 88 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:24, archived)
# This is a great idea
Also - kitchen shelving that doesn't go over 5'5"
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# haha, this
I recently managed to get a load of nice cider on a super offer because all that was left were the bottles at the back of the top shelf in Morrison's. I just did my best lift loader impression and they were mine! ALL MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:31, archived)
# What happened there?
I saw a glitch in th matrix or some spoons or something
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, I fucked up


Its back now, I got my sums wrong so had to sneaky edit
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
# A-ha, I see why you took it down for some corrections! Maths/Biology schoolboy error.
By the way, we've already had a female PM ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# ha ha yes, stupid numbers going upto 4....
Yes, and that turned out well didnt it? Hence the week off so nothing like that happens again.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# debatable...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Bin-done......
b3ta.com/board/10933493 (in text)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Arses
IMD I didnt see that.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Infact...
Some cunt stole an idea from me for a compo!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:48, archived)
# NOT THE FACE!!!
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# spoons?
are you having a flashback to your time in the Viet-Cong Cookery School?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
# So...
there are numerous women in your area, who are now drunk upon the sweet nectar of easily-reachable cider bottles because they got to the shops before you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# I found them slumped over their trolleys in the car park
eating melted ice-cream with their hands
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
#
With copies of the latest Jennifer Aniston and/or Matthew Mcconaughey DVD...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:47, archived)
# How dare you imply my Matthew McConaughey DVD collection is
the preserve of drunken car park lushes!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# OI!
QUIET YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Well, that's my afternoon sorted.
He looks better when he's not acting.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:00, archived)
# he acts?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I'm sure I've seen jars of frankfurter with ring-pull lids.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# thing is
if you can't handle the lid, then how are you going to handle the onions?

Also - I recently broke the code and taught my 10yo daughter how to open jars. She was amazed at her own strength.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Taught?
How do you need teaching to open a jar?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# its all about how you grip and what you turn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Is there?
I just open them, Maybe I just have always done it the 'right' way...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# oh indeed
this is just for troublesome bottles and jars or for young children.

In essence, you grip the lid and turn the bottle/jar

best way is to grip the lid is to turn you hand upside down and clasp with the fleshy part between your thumb and index finger. then use the other hand to turn the jar/bottle - EDIT: both done with locked wristz so you use your entire arm as a lever

My mother used to pierce the lids of beetroot and onions first then sellotape it over. Great for releasing the pressure first, but was still messy afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Oh
I just thought that was how you opened a jar.

Stupid women...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# they have their techniques
femonomics.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/life-skills-opening-jar-without-man.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)
# "If all else fails and your man isn't home. Throw the jar on a hard kitchen floor as hard as you can and scoop the contents up with a spoon. Works every time."
Had to laugh at that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# the lid and the jar?
(the lid and the lid would be a funnier reply)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Or smash the glass to get the goods out
I haven't done that yet, by the way, but there could come a time...
Mmm, shard-filled jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
# crunchberry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# I imagine there is a knack, like opening a bottle of champagne without taking someone's eye out
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# very similar. grip the cork and turn the bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)