He's been chomping at the bit to get back on the pitch
Liverpool have been a bit toothless up front without him
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wakeupandsmellthebacon,
Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:37,
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all the media have been employing biting satire for this story
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:56,
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