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[challenge entry] Hedgehogs make excellent holders for any small cheese/pineapple/onions you have about the home

also, a cherry makes a comical nose.

From the Pet Instructions challenge. See all 56 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:21, archived)
# this is very silly
what has happened to the cheese and pineapple hedgehog? you just don't see them nowadays :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Don't see many real Hedgehogs either. Is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:31, archived)
# i know
my sister's lucky. her house backs onto a field, she gets hedgehogs, squirrels, woodpeckers and even ducks in her garden!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:48, archived)
# i live close enough to the countryside
we get random wildlife in our garden, found a hedgehog the other day, all balled up. rang the RSPCA
(as was told if you see them in the day it means they're lost),
they basically told me 'is it alive' (yes) 'right, well put it somewhere safe and it should be fine'.
I'd never have thought of that...
He/she's doin ok though, up near the bins.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:39, archived)
# i live close to farms and fields
but wouldn't call it countryside. all i get is magpies, stray cats and the neighbour's dog, usually right outside my window at about 6.30 in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:45, archived)
# animals are great aren't they...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:48, archived)
# most of them are delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjckqAU8IkM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:42, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahaha!
oh fuck, the pot noodle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Yours is slightly posher than mine...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:19, archived)
# was he named after a hedgehog in a limerick, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Spiny Norman...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:00, archived)
# *clears throat*
There was a young hedgepig called Norman,
A nazi related to Bormann,
He goosestepped all day,
Along the highway,
And now he is spread on the floor, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:08, archived)
# HEY, YOU FUCKERS - THAT'S ART!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Aww, both sweet and sour ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:36, archived)
# This is NOT funny.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:24, archived)
# worth while pet
(Zoidaroid, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)