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# b&


Goodnight and probably farewell.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:29, archived)
# I'm impressed that you've managed a different IP for this username.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:31, archived)
# I should have used a proxy in Qatar and got the whole country permabanned.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:32, archived)
# I've met a Qatari princess.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:33, archived)
# i liked it when you got Georgia knocked offline
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:34, archived)
# Scotland is probably blocked by now.
TERRIBLE RACISM
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha
mongy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 1:00, archived)
# please dont go
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:34, archived)
# I'm happy to stick around.
Just waiting to be b&.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:37, archived)
# what for?
other than being rude to Ninj (who really doesn't deserve it)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:43, archived)
# and herman, who unequivocally does
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:48, archived)
# And Herman.
It's not just Ninj - it's more the self-help group that some people think this place is where we all sit round and circle jerk over something with no discernable joke. When he posts jokes, they're usually pretty good. Sam with Herman - his funny stuff is funny, but I get really pissed off with the poorly-covered porn that the mods do nothing about. A few of us at work operate an open door policy and I can't look at b3ta at work on a lunch break if there's a chance of bouncing tits.
If I'm honest, you're not helping. You're cooking the compo votes, spamming the suggestions, generally coming across as if this board is yours. I know Rob's abandoned the place and dumped it on you, which must be really fucking hard work and I know you're doing your best to keep the interest going, but maybe this board needs some changes. I outlined a few ideas and others did too. If you're not able to implement them (and I can imagine that it's not always easy or even possible from your end), then please tell Rob, or cr3, or someone who can. Let them know this place needs a bit of input from them and for them to maybe do something to help.
Look, I know I'm coming across as right cuntybollocks, but it's whether we all do something or it'll eventually slide and die.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:52, archived)
# YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:57, archived)
# *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:00, archived)
# This is possibly the most perfect response I've seen to a post.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:02, archived)
# cooking the votes? No, wouldn't know how
spamming suggestions - just trying to get people to give a shit/remember there's a suggestions board to look at, you don't have to vote on th ones I suggest!
I don't think the board is any more mine than yours, honestly, sorry whatever it is I do makes you think that way.
I feel the same way you do about the lack of updates, new features and reasons for people to sign up. But I carry no more clout than you do in terms of getting the site owners to do stuff, I'm not in the magic circle you think I am.

*edit - missed off the porn bit - I'm more confused by what is acceptable than you. I've seen worse stuff than Hermans front paged. And people complain when tamer stuff has been asked to be linked.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:05, archived)
# Yeah!
I'm the vote cooker around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:07, archived)
# I thought it was Pedro?
I lose track so quickly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:08, archived)
# i only vote twice when there is a candidate that I REALLY want to win --
but guess what. I dont think ive ever voted for the winner :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:14, archived)
# Pedro: double loser
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 2:44, archived)
# Hey! You know the "nefarious types" mentioned rigging the votes when the poll thing tells you to log in.
They're me they are!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:15, archived)
# I wish I was nefarious
do you get to wear a cape and carry a cane?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:15, archived)
# I got the "I'm not angry, just disappointed" dad talk from rob
www.b3ta.com/board/10598412
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:19, archived)
# You went down in the anals of history for your hijinx
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:20, archived)
# You definitely came across as cooking that one the other week.
Anyhoo, Rob seriously needs to get over and do something. I really think we need more staff around - it's not fair to dump all this shit on you seeing as the others don't turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:12, archived)
# what one? I'm intrigued now
never mind, I've got to get some sleep. gaz me, honestly if you have a problem with me, lets chat it through not assume I'm rigging votes and shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Just before Christmas..
Certainly the impression you gave. If not, no problem, I'll take that off the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:15, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:16, archived)
# S'right!
Another I cropped out of the comic :

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:58, archived)
# it's just stuff on the 'net
dysfunctional abrasive extended family that it is, stuff goes away
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Jan 2014, 10:44, archived)
# The Deparment for the Protection of Forgotten Memes would cover most of Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:38, archived)
# *hails a meme bus*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:42, archived)
# Ooh, I wonder if I can join MEMEFORCE - putting down old memes.
Flan's getting a shot to the back of the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:42, archived)
# Free and Flan are like the T2000
The wound would just close right back up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:44, archived)
# needs more The PedroHin Memorial Ocular Displacement Clinic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:43, archived)
# front page this clinic now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:43, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:54, archived)
# "Paging Dr Hin to Spackward, paging Dr Hin."
I reckon you should be a mod. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:44, archived)
# "Emergency..Emergency...Won't you help me Dr Hin?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:59, archived)
# I just thought "Oh lol I'll draw a dinosaur with it's eyes in its oh shit dinosaurs don't have ears"
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:45, archived)
# IRL LOLs®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:55, archived)
# Oh shit, if anyone laughs irl do they owe you money?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)
# I only collect when some LOLs in their pance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:10, archived)
# Huh, only mammals have external ears, I never noticed that before.
Ears and tits.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)
# I YAM MAKE BILOLJIC DISCOVREE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:01, archived)
# Don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Have you turned into a JJ character?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:08, archived)
# I know, I know, I already rebuked myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Although...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:13, archived)
# GAH!
That's tonight's nightmare sorted
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:16, archived)
# Needs more tits
also feathers, a dorsal fin and a cloaca.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:20, archived)
# I remember I was going to do the whole thing, but felt a bit sick as I got down lower than the neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:22, archived)
# Actually I think this picture was the reason sundrop now has a :3 face
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:24, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:34, archived)
# I did do one sexy dino...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:39, archived)
# I'm both intrigued as to how you achieved the effect
and horrified at the thought of seeing it. I mean, what do you even call dino-yiffery as a fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:41, archived)
# Don't judge me :( I was doing dino-bond characters and needed a bond-girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:43, archived)
# Frustrating
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:40, archived)
# She can smoke my cigar any time
Oh my god...
*washes mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:46, archived)
# CAUGHT ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:47, archived)
# Bang to rights
Also insert pun about being horny
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:54, archived)
# I'm both impressed with the effort and horrified by the realisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Sorry, biologists, I technically mean "pinnae" not "external ears"
incidentally pinna is latin for feather so you got that one a bit wrong.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:01, archived)
# Though apparently it comes from the PIE for "dorsal fin", so whatever.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:06, archived)
# mofaha taught me a funny word
'cloaca'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 23:47, archived)