it's ok, it's ok
the diamond gnomes of suffolk have arrived to fix the mug with their 'special glue'... why do they smile so?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:47,
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Because you tip them so well. Then their brains leak out.
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DolphinWhipperer,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:49,
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they certainly do.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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you do know they're stealing your underpants, don't you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:56,
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LIES!
They wouldn't dare.
*looks down*
oh...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:57,
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As if you were already wearing underpants
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DolphinWhipperer,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:59,
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well I did once
but my hat fell off.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:01,
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there's only one way to stop them:
velcro.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:13,
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got charged £50 for some velcro once...
...what a rip-off.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:24,
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badum
and, indeed, tish
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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