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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:40, archived)
# I've been thinking about this
What you win in reduction of pain at the moment of mailing you to the cross, you lose at the moment they want to take you off.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Haha, I said mailing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Also, this only works if you plan on living through it all
So I guess No More Nails is more for non-godly persons
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:51, archived)
# Anyone feeling like stopping me talking to myself: this seems like a good time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:52, archived)
# I am now thinking about how mailing a person to a cross would work as a punishment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:53, archived)
# easy tiger, easy...
you, you go sit down and have a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:02, archived)
# I would've thought that nailing, or even mailing(?) a cross to a person would be a funnier
punishment instead of the other way round. Also, if it rained a bit the wood would rot,
so probably either way, be it glue or nails, you'd try and get in trouble around winter
so that the wood would rot quicker and you could fall off and be free again to go
cause more bovver.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:07, archived)
# see, now I'M talking to myself...
I don't like this, it's too quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:09, archived)
# It is, isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:12, archived)
# I was just thinking that I am not the same mediocre that joined this website, more than 11 years ago
My mediocrity has become deeper, rendering me more mediocre than ever. It has matured.

And so did your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:13, archived)
# I'll get some more tea then eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:13, archived)
# it's ok, I've got a coffee
it's raining round my way.
probably rain later too.

might open the biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:16, archived)
# Already had too much espressos
It's tea from now on

And café noir biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:19, archived)
# well la-de-da
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:21, archived)
# it's GREEN EARL GREY
I'm such a riot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:23, archived)
# I feel like I don't know you anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:24, archived)
# yuck!
Soap water
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:40, archived)
# It's actually quite good tea
from a posh shop and all that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:00, archived)
# You've changed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Haha
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:12, archived)
# this is almost turning in to the drunken bakers from viz...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:18, archived)
# It's just the thing b3ta needs right now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:19, archived)
# I'll get the rum then.
shouldn't take long.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:23, archived)
# This is the point where someone else intervenes with a brilliant new post
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:29, archived)
# yep... hoping so...
so...

seen any good films lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, archived)
# Haha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
Love no more nails, LOVE it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, archived)
# oh look!
Q's here! have you met mediocre, he drinks fancy tea ya know...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
3's a crowd!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:37, archived)
# fancy some rum?
it's out of date, but still smells ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:39, archived)
# Sounds great!
Fill me a mug
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:50, archived)