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[challenge entry] Gruffalo saw a troll under the bridge and thought 'He'd look good sliced up in my fridge?'

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(, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:22, archived)
# You get extra points for not incorporating goatse

*dull anecdote alert*
I was walking over a bridge the other day and trying to explain the story of the Three Billy Goats Gruff to someone and I could not remember a thing. There's a troll isn't there? And some goats.
(, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:26, archived)
# Yep. Troll under bridge.
3 goats - small medium and large, each cross the bridge in order from smallest to biggest, each in turn says you don't want to eat me wait for the next one cos he's bigger, until the final billy goat gruff who is an ultimate badass and charges the troll into the river the end.
(, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:44, archived)
# Thank you
Once again my store of knowledge is enhanced by b3ta and this time it isn't just another dead celebrity
(, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:38, archived)
# B3ta: Dead Celebrities, Fairy Tales and Puerile Digital Arts
(, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:30, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:28, archived)