i'm betting a really shit d-lister will die tomorrow
so everybody will think 'that wasn't too bad', then a beloved performer will be discovered dead form stranglewank at 11.59p.m
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
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Attenborough's gorilla mask asphyxiwank
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:17,
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#infest
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:18,
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don't even joke about attenborough!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:21,
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these two Attenboroughs go into a pub....
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:31,
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The barman says "Why the longevity?"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:37,
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because awesomeness, that's why
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:42,
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David, obviously
Richard had really fucking manky teeth
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:43,
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and they all sang "Planet Earth"
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:51,
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pff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 16:03,
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There'll probably be a spate of them, tomorrow, as the world's remaining celebrities try to snag that all-important last obituary of 2016.
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Captain Howdy,
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