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[challenge entry] I've been praying for a good compo!

From the 404 part 2 challenge. See all 87 entries (open)

(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:57, archived)
# Have an entry on me
"chocolate skyscraper" bwaaaahah
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:00, archived)
# You know... you could just ignore me or flounce again....
However... C- must try harder.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:07, archived)
# I've got your number
You seek attention, so here it is, putz
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:22, archived)
# The number is a Star Trek reference....
Look! Just go the local bar and pick a fight...: get some of this obvious aggression out of your system.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:35, archived)
# Your memory must be shorter than your weenie
You've been the ONLY person who has tried (repeatedly, I might add) to needle me about that event 5 years ago. If you can't get over it and move on like the others, then deal with what you get.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:46, archived)
# Needle?
No... this is an outright cunt-twatting assault!
I'm not angry, upset, annoyed, just amused.
You seem to be the one who wants to jump on my every post whilst quivering your bottom lip and calling for "mommy".
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:09, archived)
# haha what a passive aggressive twunt!
I never even spoke to you until you started your shit. Do yourself a favor and get an education--not everyone is as self-unaware as you. This is what you are missing about yourself: (see Psychology Today)

"The passive aggressive person is a master at maintaining calm and feigning shock when others, worn down by his or her indirect hostility, blow up in anger. In fact, the person takes pleasure out of setting others up to lose their cool and then questioning their 'overreactions.'"
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:28, archived)
# That's just outrageous!
Doesn't bother me though, I'm more shocked at your behaviour than my own innocent actions. But it's nice to know you have mastered google for "winning".

Oh and by the way.... The memory/weenie "insult" doesn't really work as it implies I have a long memory : ergo long "weenie".

(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:42, archived)
#
I will make you an offer. Stop posting stupid 9/11 comments into any thread that I've started, OR have posted in, and I'll say nothing more to you. Call it a truce if you care to. What more could you ask for?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:45, archived)
# Google....
SARCASM

I bet you're the kind of person who nods along with Alanis Morrisette's Ironic agreeing with all the "irony".

I'm not being passive aggressive at-all, It wasn't me who called you a cunt!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:51, archived)
# Awwww.
But where would the fun be in that?....

Go on then, but one sniff of a bouncy lace dress and I'm off!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:57, archived)
# What you wear is no problem of mine ;)
Edit: *envisions another image to shop*
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:01, archived)
# It's fine I have photos ready to go!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:04, archived)
# Get a room you two.
And a couple of pillows.
And a paddling pool filled with jelly.
And a webcam.
*Gets popcorn.*
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:13, archived)
# I've been lubed and ready to go for hours...
If it wasn't for this bucket of KFC I'd have gone home ages ago.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:28, archived)
# Here
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:27, archived)