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[challenge entry] Gangsta!

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(, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:05, archived)
I like this!
(, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:59, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 18:26, archived)
# ^ that
(, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 18:40, archived)
# Ferreal MC Spencer in da house...
There was a man who bought a cat
He fed it well it got so fat
He had to stroke it with a broom
And when it purred it shook the room

Eating, eating he couldn't stop
Growing, growing until he went pop

One day outside a dog it saw
and went along to shake a paw
The dog just gave a frightened pant
He thought it was an elephant

Mmmm, Mmmmm ever so nice
...Mmmm, Mmmmm sugar and spice
(, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:09, archived)
# Missing the controversial Beret Whoopsie verse, I notice..
(, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:13, archived)