Cause enough damage to a side wall or something and they'll have to cordon the whole thing off while civil engineers and health&safety decide if it's safe or not
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:34,
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A Flood
like in Cumbria years ago, and bridges still closed because no-one can be arsed signing their name to say they're "safe".
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davyclam,
Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:06,
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