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(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 21:02, archived)
# Hey Bert!
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 22:19, archived)
#
birdman of Alcatraz, get it? ;p
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:11, archived)
# bert and erne?
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:38, archived)
# Yeah I get it you muppet
What I don't get was that they shared a bed and there was no mention of AIDS (which was very prominent when this show first aired)
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:42, archived)
# (purely in the interests of the
special relationship you understand)
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice slanging
(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:03, archived)
# Good grief
Americans were using the terms, twit and twat, long before we sold England to the Canadians in 1776.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:24, archived)
# i've heard americans say twot
but i don't know what it means
is it a vulgar reference to male genitalia?
(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 1:37, archived)
# You better decide what gender it relates to before asking for twat :P
twat in America = slang for vagina
(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 3:01, archived)
# ah! thanks
i should hate to be offered vagina when what i really want is cock.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 3:28, archived)
# I reckoned that was the issue
(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 3:38, archived)
# Shared a bedroom...
and fisting is a relatively low-risk vector for AIDS...
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:57, archived)
# You're right, separate beds!
The fisting does explain the 'gape' I guess
(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:04, archived)