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# Speed and accuracy are required


(, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:36, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:55, archived)
# :D brave usage of comic sans^
(, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:56, archived)
# needs more cock
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 21:58, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 23:26, archived)
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heat-resistant gonad protective shieldage?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 23:36, archived)
# none
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 9:25, archived)
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(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 2:13, archived)
# fake news!
:) Maybe around your household, but normal flatus volume range is around 476 to 1,491 ml per 24 hours,
whereas a typical volume of a modern hot air balloon is 2500 cubic meters. You do da maff.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 3:35, archived)
# I have to sleep on a static control mat to prevent explosions
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 3:37, archived)
# At times such as these
I appreciate the barrier of distance that the internet provides :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 3:54, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 8:26, archived)
# Does this mean
That Boris Johnson (who is, quite incidentally a fucking Hot Air Balloon) consumes the shit that comes out of Theresa May, then he will float off (preferably fuck off)?

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 20:04, archived)