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[challenge entry] vroom

From the Adverts if everything was legal challenge. See all 41 entries (closed)

(, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:23, archived)
# She can run me over anytime.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:28, archived)
# She can apply for her full driving licence
by post by filling in a D1 ‘application for a driving licence’, available from the DVLA form ordering service or selected Post Offices.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:26, archived)
If you're gonna post stuff like that at least mark it NSFW
(, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:21, archived)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:25, archived)
# I meant I want to insert my penis into her vagina, you sick bastard!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 1:48, archived)
# so did I
i thought i made that quite clear.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
But that URL gives me completely different results :(
(, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:52, archived)
I knew somebody would try it but then there was never an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in a plane with just one parachute, either. I chose skidmark because of that time Alex Ferguson got away with speeding by saying he had diarrhoea and was rushing to get to a toilet, or Old Trafford as it's also known.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:16, archived)