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(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:23, archived)

She can run me over anytime.

nowutumsayin

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:28, archived)

She can apply for her full driving licence

by post by filling in a D1 ‘application for a driving licence’, available from the DVLA form ordering service or selected Post Offices.
amirite?

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unclepills, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:26, archived)

PHWOAR

If you're gonna post stuff like that at least mark it NSFW

(horrid, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:21, archived)

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LS18, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:25, archived)

I meant I want to insert my penis into her vagina, you sick bastard!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 1:48, archived)

so did I

i thought i made that quite clear.

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unclepills, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 14:16, archived)

hahaha

But that URL gives me completely different results :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:52, archived)

I knew somebody would try it but then there was never an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in a plane with just one parachute, either. I chose skidmark because of that time Alex Ferguson got away with speeding by saying he had diarrhoea and was rushing to get to a toilet, or Old Trafford as it's also known.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:16, archived)