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[challenge entry] Warning! Piss Poor Punnage Ahead.

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(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 20:57, archived)
# I think monday and friday are alpacas.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 21:35, archived)
# Damn I can't stop worrying about this.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 21:51, archived)
# What, and I suppose you're some sort of Camelid Buddhist deity expert are you?
Monday is so obviously a Llama, you can tell by the 'banana' shaped ear - you fool!
Granted, Friday is a little less obvious, but it identifies as a Llama. It's chosen pronouns are Push-me/Pull-you.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:07, archived)
# I'm Pull-me-off gender fluid.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:10, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:06, archived)
# Incidentally, this one time I was in Bolivia about 9 years ago
there was a young girl hanging around a small village in the mountains in full traditional garb, holding a baby alpaca. Obviously, she was there so that any passing tourists would want to take pictures, and give her money and/or sweets.

Anyway, an English bloke on the same bus spoke a bit of Spanish, and tried to engage her in conversation by asking the alpaca's name. She didn't understand his rudimentary linguistics, and replied with her own name - "Norma".

"No," my English friend responded, "alpaca nombre?"

Finally, she understood. "Harry Potter," she replied.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:15, archived)
# "Ye're in a whiz herd, Harry."
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:20, archived)
# Pedant
(They're all camelopes.)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea from the change one letter compo.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:33, archived)
# ...Thursday I don't care about ewe...
It's Friday I'm in love...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:35, archived)
# fucking furries
/ac
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:09, archived)
# llama in love
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:31, archived)
# Llamas ftw
(, Mon 21 Jan 2019, 20:19, archived)