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# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:06, archived)
# Incidentally, this one time I was in Bolivia about 9 years ago
there was a young girl hanging around a small village in the mountains in full traditional garb, holding a baby alpaca. Obviously, she was there so that any passing tourists would want to take pictures, and give her money and/or sweets.

Anyway, an English bloke on the same bus spoke a bit of Spanish, and tried to engage her in conversation by asking the alpaca's name. She didn't understand his rudimentary linguistics, and replied with her own name - "Norma".

"No," my English friend responded, "alpaca nombre?"

Finally, she understood. "Harry Potter," she replied.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:15, archived)
# "Ye're in a whiz herd, Harry."
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:20, archived)