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[challenge entry] Don't be a wanker. Get this.

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(Scumbrian like eh, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 18:02, archived)
# Needz moor b3ta.....100 blades! FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 18:09, archived)
# Will this do?
(Scumbrian like eh, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 18:38, archived)
# betta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 18:44, archived)
# That's just perfect for my blocky ballsack
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 19:06, archived)
# This would seem to imply that you have rather more pubes than the necessary and correct ratio of 3p/b
I'm pretty sure most of us here who are serious about teh b3ta are keen gardeners of their chosen six hairs,
carefully encouraging and training each of them to more closely resemble something hastily and poorly drawn,
while staying ever vigilant, needle-nosed tweezers in hand, for the least sign of those extra, unwanted, ugly, unnecessary, superfluous nuthairs returning.
Right guys?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 19:46, archived)
# Right. But my balls are so blocky that I can shave one side completely smooth
without even having to worry about that very dark and curly one I have. It's around the corner, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 20:26, archived)
# Never go full minecraft
(97800, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 20:28, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Apr 2019, 22:34, archived)
# That reminds me of the time it got caught in the spokes of my bike
which is the source of its curliness and general luster
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 20:28, archived)
# Yeah....begone superfluous nuthairs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 20:47, archived)
# Poetry, beautiful poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 16:26, archived)
# Wait, is that an mp3 player on there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 19:06, archived)
# FM Tuner. :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 19:23, archived)
# 188FM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 20:26, archived)
# Good, keep going.
It’s be nice to have a razor that can reach my back and arse crack at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 19:46, archived)
# b3tta
The handle is all wrong though. You need a more stable support system. A handle you can really grab with your whole hand and just scrape the fuck out of your face.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 20:43, archived)
# It's funny because it's true.
I await the day Gillette sell me a Quantum razor blade that pops in and out of existence every three months.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Apr 2019, 18:12, archived)
# They're working on it but it suffers Quantum entanglement
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 19:29, archived)
# Ouch! That's the worst
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Established board n00b, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 20:15, archived)
# Fuck Everything: we’re doing five blades
www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036
(JauntyArt, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 20:24, archived)
# XD
Good read.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 20:42, archived)
# Predated by the Gillette 3000
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gStI9ysPrhs
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 23:16, archived)