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# Happy birthday Jesus, on April 21st, which is your birthday which is on 21st April
(97800, Mon 22 Apr 2019, 10:26, archived)
# I believe you still have to fuck before you can be born.
But I might be wrong about that.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Apr 2019, 10:31, archived)
# I think most people wait until afterwards
(97800, Mon 22 Apr 2019, 10:36, archived)
# "...couple arrested for ultrasound porn."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 Apr 2019, 11:03, archived)
# I don't think anyone's actually managed that
as I understand it, someone else has had to fuck before you can be born... or at least have wanked into a cup
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 22 Apr 2019, 19:14, archived)
# It was Hitler's birthday on Saturday and the Queen's birthday yesterday
And it's Lenin's birthday today.

COINCIDENCE? *

*Probably
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Apr 2019, 11:37, archived)
# My other half's birthday is the same as Hitler's.
Whereas I share mine with Patrick Stewart and Harrison Ford.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Mon 22 Apr 2019, 21:50, archived)