Too soon Two Panel Celebrity Name Jokes etc..

From the Two panel celebrity name jokes challenge. See all 292 entries (open)

( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 21:04, archived)

Not so fucking alive
(97800, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 22:07, archived)

Borkis
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 7 Apr 2020, 22:34, archived)

Borexit
( cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 1:38, archived)

dammit, I was going to save that one to use if he pops his clogs
( cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 5:59, archived)

FP this now
(97800, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 8:15, archived)

I might as well do my own version - sorry
( rob, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 12:32, archived)

That's our prime minister your talking about
(dirk speedrift, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 15:33, archived)

isn't what?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 18:23, archived)