Popped a boner.
From the Bones challenge. See all 47 entries (closed)
( , Mon 18 May 2020, 17:44, archived)
From the Bones challenge. See all 47 entries (closed)
( , Mon 18 May 2020, 17:44, archived)
I see that the Scotch skeleton's porn tapes are still going strong...
( ,
Mon 18 May 2020, 19:16,
archived)
This government asks
Maintain social distancing
People of Britain
Now is not the time
I say to you, the public
To be complacent
That's why I believe
Despite Covid related
Deaths at a March low
Each of them tragic
The hard work and sacrifice
Of our NHS
Must not be wasted
Don't clamour for Wetherspoons
A cheeky Nando's
Or other freedom
You think was taken away
The only movements
Permitted to you
Are to work, and your bowels
If you ask nicely
( ,
Mon 18 May 2020, 22:52,
archived)
Maintain social distancing
People of Britain
Now is not the time
I say to you, the public
To be complacent
That's why I believe
Despite Covid related
Deaths at a March low
Each of them tragic
The hard work and sacrifice
Of our NHS
Must not be wasted
Don't clamour for Wetherspoons
A cheeky Nando's
Or other freedom
You think was taken away
The only movements
Permitted to you
Are to work, and your bowels
If you ask nicely
it has to be said
(just quietly, mind), that was
really rather good
( ,
Tue 19 May 2020, 3:38,
archived)
(just quietly, mind), that was
really rather good