This government asks
Maintain social distancing
People of Britain
Now is not the time
I say to you, the public
To be complacent
That's why I believe
Despite Covid related
Deaths at a March low
Each of them tragic
The hard work and sacrifice
Of our NHS
Must not be wasted
Don't clamour for Wetherspoons
A cheeky Nando's
Or other freedom
You think was taken away
The only movements
Permitted to you
Are to work, and your bowels
If you ask nicely
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Maintain social distancing
People of Britain
Now is not the time
I say to you, the public
To be complacent
That's why I believe
Despite Covid related
Deaths at a March low
Each of them tragic
The hard work and sacrifice
Of our NHS
Must not be wasted
Don't clamour for Wetherspoons
A cheeky Nando's
Or other freedom
You think was taken away
The only movements
Permitted to you
Are to work, and your bowels
If you ask nicely