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(, Mon 18 May 2020, 21:58, archived)
# I'm sorry I've written a haiku
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 22:51, archived)
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This government asks
Maintain social distancing
People of Britain

Now is not the time
I say to you, the public
To be complacent

That's why I believe
Despite Covid related
Deaths at a March low

Each of them tragic
The hard work and sacrifice
Of our NHS

Must not be wasted
Don't clamour for Wetherspoons
A cheeky Nando's

Or other freedom
You think was taken away
The only movements

Permitted to you
Are to work, and your bowels
If you ask nicely
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 22:52, archived)
# how many haikus?
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 22:54, archived)
# Too many
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 23:25, archived)
# lesser
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 23:32, archived)
# They're called homosexual women now grandad
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 23:43, archived)
#
they +we
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 23:46, archived)
#
it has to be said
(just quietly, mind), that was
really rather good
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 3:38, archived)
# If you like that sort of thing.
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:00, archived)
# Just saw this now, it's
very, very nicely done.
Woo yay houpla pan
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 9:02, archived)