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# Actually, can we please have an image challenge just about quokkas? They're great.
Also close down all the other image challenge options so there aren't three fucking hundred of the cunts on the drop-down menu.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:51, archived)
# Fuck quokkas. There, I said it.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:52, archived)
# You have to go to some of the seedier areas of Amsterdam for that, so I hear
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:44, archived)
# And then self-isolate for 14 days.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:51, archived)
# y'all know a lot about this shit, must be quokkafukkas
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:39, archived)
# My wallet says 'Bad Quokkafukka' on it.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 13:44, archived)
# All Quokkas Are Bastards
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:54, archived)
# Why don’t quokkas win any races? Because they’re not quokka-nough! Also: they are shitlords
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:57, archived)
# Might post some of these on Rob’s self-writing joke book thread. What could possibly go wrong?
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 2:09, archived)
# How do you describe a container filled to the brim with smiling marsupials?

Quokka-block!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:03, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial had a hit with "I Feel For You"?

Quokka Khan!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:05, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial was a British children's television series that aired on the BBC Television Service from 14 September 1955 until 21 December 1984?

Quokkajack!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:08, archived)
# What is the sound made by the unholy bastard chimera that results if a smiling marsupial fucks a duck?

"Quokk"!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:37, archived)
# What is a smiling marsupial's favourite cacao-based snack?

Quokkolate!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:20, archived)
# quokkanut
quokka cola

feel free to write the jokes to those answers
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:29, archived)
# As addictive as
quokkaine
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:56, archived)
# b&
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 16:54, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial is a popular children's construction toy?

Mega Quoks!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:24, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial makes porridge oats?

Quokkar's!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:29, archived)
# Which smiling marsupials had hits with "Caroline", "In The Army Now", "Rockin' All Over The World" and many more?

(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:04, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial was a number one hit for Robbie Williams?

Quok DJ!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:09, archived)
# What do smiling marsupial witches say?

P.S. Quokkas Rock! :D
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:15, archived)
# Bravo!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:17, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial is a British fashion consultant, author and television presenter?

Quok Wan!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:16, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial can you buy as a chocolate drink in Starbucks?

A Quokkaccino!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:22, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial is a video-sharing platform specialising in mimed music videos under three seconds in length?

QuikQuok!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 13:24, archived)
# Which Dutch smiling marsupial had a hit song melding progressive rock with yodelling, and what was the song called?
Quokkas Quokkas, by Quokkas!!!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:38, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial had a hit song about a dance named after a train?
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:21, archived)
# What rhyming baddies appeared in 1991's American martial arts superhero comedy film "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze"?
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)
# Which club banger was a mashup of "I Need A Miracle" and an instrumental track by German group Fragma?
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:06, archived)
# In the face of very little competition this is the best thing on /board.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 12:24, archived)