Why don’t quokkas win any races? Because they’re not quokka-nough! Also: they are shitlords
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:57,
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Might post some of these on Rob’s self-writing joke book thread. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 2:09,
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How do you describe a container filled to the brim with smiling marsupials?
Quokka-block!!!
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:03,
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Quokka-block!!!
Which smiling marsupial had a hit with "I Feel For You"?
Quokka Khan!!!
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:05,
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Quokka Khan!!!
Which smiling marsupial was a British children's television series that aired on the BBC Television Service from 14 September 1955 until 21 December 1984?
Quokkajack!!!
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:08,
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Quokkajack!!!
What is the sound made by the unholy bastard chimera that results if a smiling marsupial fucks a duck?
"Quokk"!!!
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:37,
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"Quokk"!!!
What is a smiling marsupial's favourite cacao-based snack?
Quokkolate!!!
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:20,
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Quokkolate!!!
quokkanut
quokka cola
feel free to write the jokes to those answers
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:29,
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feel free to write the jokes to those answers
Which smiling marsupial is a popular children's construction toy?
Mega Quoks!!!
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:24,
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Mega Quoks!!!
Which smiling marsupials had hits with "Caroline", "In The Army Now", "Rockin' All Over The World" and many more?
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:04,
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Which smiling marsupial was a number one hit for Robbie Williams?
Quok DJ!!!
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:09,
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Quok DJ!!!
Which smiling marsupial is a British fashion consultant, author and television presenter?
Quok Wan!!!
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:16,
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Quok Wan!!!
Which smiling marsupial can you buy as a chocolate drink in Starbucks?
A Quokkaccino!!!
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:22,
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A Quokkaccino!!!
Which smiling marsupial is a video-sharing platform specialising in mimed music videos under three seconds in length?
QuikQuok!!!
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Tue 23 Jun 2020, 13:24,
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QuikQuok!!!