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# Might post some of these on Rob’s self-writing joke book thread. What could possibly go wrong?
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# How do you describe a container filled to the brim with smiling marsupials?

Quokka-block!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:03, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial had a hit with "I Feel For You"?

Quokka Khan!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:05, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial was a British children's television series that aired on the BBC Television Service from 14 September 1955 until 21 December 1984?

Quokkajack!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:08, archived)
# What is the sound made by the unholy bastard chimera that results if a smiling marsupial fucks a duck?

"Quokk"!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:37, archived)
# What is a smiling marsupial's favourite cacao-based snack?

Quokkolate!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:20, archived)
# quokkanut
quokka cola

feel free to write the jokes to those answers
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:29, archived)
# As addictive as
quokkaine
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:56, archived)
# b&
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 16:54, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial is a popular children's construction toy?

Mega Quoks!!!
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:24, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial makes porridge oats?

Quokkar's!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:29, archived)
# Which smiling marsupials had hits with "Caroline", "In The Army Now", "Rockin' All Over The World" and many more?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:04, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial was a number one hit for Robbie Williams?

Quok DJ!!!
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:09, archived)
# What do smiling marsupial witches say?

P.S. Quokkas Rock! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:15, archived)
# Bravo!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:17, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial is a British fashion consultant, author and television presenter?

Quok Wan!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:16, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial can you buy as a chocolate drink in Starbucks?

A Quokkaccino!!!
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:22, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial is a video-sharing platform specialising in mimed music videos under three seconds in length?

QuikQuok!!!
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 13:24, archived)
# Which Dutch smiling marsupial had a hit song melding progressive rock with yodelling, and what was the song called?
Quokkas Quokkas, by Quokkas!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:38, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial had a hit song about a dance named after a train?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:21, archived)