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# Made my day. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:22, archived)
# It made my hole weak
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Established board n00b, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:23, archived)
# You have made this joke too many times and now you must stop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:23, archived)
# two times too many?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Established board n00b, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:25, archived)
# Let’s not concern ourselves with the details, let’s open our eyes wide to embrace the bigger picture, shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:27, archived)
#
ok
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Established board n00b, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:28, archived)
# Aren’t you going to fight for your “hole weak” joke?
Dammit soldier if this was my Fall Fashions joke at stake you’d be slipping in the trail of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:31, archived)
# What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Established board n00b, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:37, archived)
# One goes Bing and the other Disney
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:39, archived)
# For a whole week.
Srsly, am I being a nuisance? I'm not trying to be one.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Established board n00b, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:42, archived)
# You know that expression, it’s all good? Well, it’s all good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:44, archived)
# Sorry, I got a bit paranoid there
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Established board n00b, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:49, archived)
# What did you smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:50, archived)
# Just some ayahuasca
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Established board n00b, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:53, archived)
# Wacky Tobacky
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:56, archived)
# On the ballot this year, along with the presidential election, is a state ballot on the legalization of recreational marijuana.
I don’t get to vote, I’m not a citizen. That’s not a complaint by the way, it makes perfect sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 5:02, archived)
# This is exactly why they will never allow us to operate flying cars.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 5:10, archived)
# No, there are a variety of reasons. We’re idiots, let’s not forget that one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 5:13, archived)
# Just today I saw 3 cars smash into each other on a straight road.
Total Morons.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 5:35, archived)
# mofaha is the antifa of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:45, archived)
# Am I? What’s the pay like?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:47, archived)
# Not good, and you might end up in jail for 10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:54, archived)
# A joke that has long lost it's popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:43, archived)
# This is a disgraceful slur
Edit: it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, it’s still a slur.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:45, archived)
# Try not to slip in the trail of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:46, archived)
# Don’t worry , I won’t ‘FALL’ in that ‘FASHION‘
*sunglasses*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:49, archived)
# Flush The Fashion - Alice Cooper
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:49, archived)
# Flush The Toilet - Alice Cooper’s housecleaner
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:57, archived)
# Clean the toilet - Alice said to Housekeeper
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 5:00, archived)
# Only Women Bleed :(
Edit: Housekeeper, that was the word, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 5:03, archived)
# His tools are cutting edge.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:41, archived)
# OMFG you put out one fire and another one suddenly ignites
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:43, archived)
# I procured that today.
I forgot where I got it from.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:44, archived)
# The dustbin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:46, archived)
# Also...any ideas about kites won't fly with me.
OK,...I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:48, archived)
# Too bad, I was ready to ‘string‘ along for a while, and I ‘loft’ at some of your comments, and
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:53, archived)
# There's no Punch line.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 4:58, archived)
# Changing topic very slightly, where the fuck is Pegbu?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 5:11, archived)
# He's upset.
He called me a pig and stormed off in a petulant frenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 5:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 12:13, archived)
# I was asleep. :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 12:13, archived)