Every Gay Has A Blinded Toad

From the Song Spoonerisms challenge. See all 80 entries (closed)

(targetlad72, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 13:54, archived)

I joined AOL in 1996, hoping to find nude pics of Sheryl Crow. I believe I was hoodwinked.
( PedroHin, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:00, archived)

I've got a three and a half inch floppy.
(dribble posting crap, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:03, archived)

3.5 here too. I blame my old age.
( PedroHin, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:05, archived)

It used to be 5 and a quarter, in the good old days
(dribble posting crap, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:07, archived)

Punched paper card in my day
(dirk speedrift, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:35, archived)

Youngster.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 15:09, archived)

To avert disaster, your wife had to sit on it when it started juddering up and down?
(dribble posting crap, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 15:22, archived)

I informed the web sheriff and they were taken down a day before you joined AOL.
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:17, archived)

I found them
( gub~gub Gave aids back to the monkeys on this day, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 19:22, archived)

DM ME HUN
( PedroHin, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 0:15, archived)

you appear not to know how spoonerisms work
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 17:33, archived)