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(razzle, Tue 13 Oct 2020, 22:23, archived)
# Atomic has fairly short forearms
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Oct 2020, 23:24, archived)
# Hand-to-wrist is the same length as wrist-to-elbow, that’s not normal is it, let’s keep this to ourselves, you know what he’s like
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2020, 23:50, archived)
#
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(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Oct 2020, 23:51, archived)
# I could never understand, if you’re going to wear makeup, why go for the ‘sad clown’ look?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2020, 23:52, archived)
# Because
The worst part about having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Oct 2020, 23:54, archived)
# Are you calling me a whore?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:13, archived)
# are you a whore?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:33, archived)
# That depends, are you looking for some ‘fun’?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:34, archived)
# I have a thing for toes
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:36, archived)
# Oh do I have some good news for you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:38, archived)
# Time to stand down and log-off bucko, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:52, archived)
# Face it, you’re going to need management. And I can manage you boy.
Come here.
 
Edit: it’s important to point out, I am not a pimp, merely pimp-like
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:59, archived)
# America's Favourite Pimp-like Treat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 1:02, archived)
# Look I’m going to be honest with you here, I’ve not done this sort of thing before, should I beat you?
Edit: I have a walking cane if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 1:58, archived)
# I think they call it a 'bitch-slap'
Just don't leave a mark.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:04, archived)
# OH BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:47, archived)
# ...Human toes?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:08, archived)
# God no!
I'm not a freak!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:37, archived)
# [citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:33, archived)