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# Wikipedia says he has three ghost uncles.
So a whole family might have been murdered.
(dribble, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:27, archived)
# If he's a ghost as in a spirit, maybe he wasn't even born yet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:41, archived)
# abortion lols
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 15:15, archived)
# Oh my God, this is getting even better
Could an abortion ghost even learn how to speak?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 15:19, archived)
# The friendly stillborn
(dribble, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:44, archived)
# Actually, an early termination would explain the lack of ears, why the nose and feet aren't fully formed yet, etc
(dribble, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:46, archived)
# OMG
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:54, archived)
# what about the wedding ring?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 17:53, archived)
# Put on afterwards
Married off by his evil uncles to an equally unwilling child bride

But you can't complain about these ghost traditions otherwise you get called culturally insensitive and a racist

It's all poltergal correctness gone mad
(dribble, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 18:01, archived)
# makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 18:24, archived)
# PS: Find out who is missing from the bunch and you've got your killer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:41, archived)
# 0_0 The parents are missing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 19:07, archived)
# I think they're all dead clowns
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 19:50, archived)