If he's a ghost as in a spirit, maybe he wasn't even born yet
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:41,
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abortion lols
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brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Wed 14 Oct 2020, 15:15,
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Oh my God, this is getting even better
Could an abortion ghost even learn how to speak?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Oct 2020, 15:19,
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The friendly stillborn
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dribble,
Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:44,
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Actually, an early termination would explain the lack of ears, why the nose and feet aren't fully formed yet, etc
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dribble,
Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:46,
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OMG
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:54,
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what about the wedding ring?
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Wed 14 Oct 2020, 17:53,
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Put on afterwards
Married off by his evil uncles to an equally unwilling child bride
But you can't complain about these ghost traditions otherwise you get called culturally insensitive and a racist
It's all poltergal correctness gone mad
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dribble,
Wed 14 Oct 2020, 18:01,
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makes sense
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Wed 14 Oct 2020, 18:24,
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