From the Jobs for Fictional Characters challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 10:03, archived)
Better than his stint as a proctologist, when he cauterized someone's danglies
"These aren't the 'roids I'm looking for..."
Or when he was a rubbish veterinarian. Didn't keep pets in for observation after sterilisation.
"That's a spay stay shun..."
Or a table etiquette expert.
"Use the soup spoon, Luke..."
Or when he refused to sell Swedish vodka at his off-licence.
"Only a Sith deals in Absolut."
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Mon 19 Oct 2020, 10:24,
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Or when he was a rubbish veterinarian. Didn't keep pets in for observation after sterilisation.
"That's a spay stay shun..."
Or a table etiquette expert.
"Use the soup spoon, Luke..."
Or when he refused to sell Swedish vodka at his off-licence.
"Only a Sith deals in Absolut."