HERESY
Our Lord would have had a kebab with "everything" on it
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Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:29,
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Now the Passover, a feast of the Jews, was near. Then Jesus lifted up His eyes, and seeing a great multitude coming toward Him, He said to Philip, “Where shall we buy bread, that these may eat?” But this He said to test him, for He Himself knew what He would do.
Philip answered Him, “Two hundred denarii worth of bread is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may have a little.”
One of His disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter’s brother, said to Him, “There is a Maccy D's near here, they have affordable if rather unpleasant food. Check the one-denarius menu."
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Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:42,
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Philip answered Him, “Two hundred denarii worth of bread is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may have a little.”
One of His disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter’s brother, said to Him, “There is a Maccy D's near here, they have affordable if rather unpleasant food. Check the one-denarius menu."
The multitude looked upon the loaves and fishes and asked 'What's for pudding?'
And lo the ice cream machine was still broken
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Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:10,
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