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[challenge entry] It was Saturday night in Whigfield


pretty baby...
click he go more biggerer...

From the The Wonderful Adventures of Terry Wogan's Wig challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Why is it...
... the further back you look, the more it looks like Jeremy Beadle?
(Soong, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
# i thought tony blackburn myself... : )
maybe they are all the same person....
ooooooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I've never thought about that
but the more I do.

The more I'm freaked out by it all!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:51, archived)
# because the
hands get smaller?


i am well aware that there are no hands
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:46, archived)
# or spoons
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:46, archived)
# or americans
(martian, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# oh my god..
the fact that Whigfield is great makes that the best picture ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:45, archived)
# whigfield
was indeed great.

and woo for pop_tart too!

woos and yays allround!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:46, archived)
# but
how many of her songs do you know Thom?! Have you been following her career ever since? Did you buy Whigfield 4 when it came out several months ago?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:47, archived)
# i'm scared now
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:48, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:49, archived)
# noone appreciates her
like I do :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:49, archived)
# *speaks furtively into lapel microphone*
security... yeah we've got one here... back up needed!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:50, archived)
# no
but i read about her on popbitch recently.
(martian, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:49, archived)
# what did
it say!?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:49, archived)
# you don't
want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:50, archived)
# i do!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:52, archived)
# *digs around
for the popbitch email*

nope. something about blowjobs i think.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:53, archived)
# it was so
not true. She's almost as innocent as me!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# not very
innocent then?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:56, archived)
# i
most heartily object
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:57, archived)
# pah,
i beg to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:58, archived)
# someone recond that she'd given her a blowjob in some back alley in copenhagen for £10
which, as she's a very successful artist still and lives in barcelona, is unlikely, as popbitch themselves pointed out at the time.
(martian, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:55, archived)
# she gives or receives
the latter would be a good news story - otherwise so what?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:55, archived)
# probably
that shes just had 17 kids, called them all rudolph and has decided to bring out a new album entitled "whiggy does rap"
thats about popbitch standard aint it?
(icedragon, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:51, archived)
# um
she does kind of rap in some songs already..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:53, archived)
# key words
kind of. i havent heard it, but i bet it sounds like madonna on her latest single
(icedragon, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:55, archived)
# whiggy
could beat madonna any day!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:56, archived)
# whigfield
didn't give birth to the son of god
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:58, archived)
# it wouldnt
be difficult :)
(icedragon, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:58, archived)
# me too.
hmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Hee hee
took me a little while to figure that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
sorry but I think it's been done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:49, archived)
# has it really???
really?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:52, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha
i'm so fucking gullible

waits for flibz to edit me
cock cock cockity cocking COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:57, archived)
# yay!
you weren't double-bluffing me!
*relieved*
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:58, archived)
# now i'm confused!
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 30 May 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I've confused myself
official statement: I definitely haven't seen anything remotely similar before. And doubt if I ever will again.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 30 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 30 May 2003, 0:09, archived)
# That's deeply
disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:50, archived)
# yay!
:)

got me humming the tune now!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 29 May 2003, 23:54, archived)