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[challenge entry] J2 Productions Presents the Comedy of the Year...

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(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:02, archived)
# ooh
i rather like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:03, archived)
# i don't
fancy yours much!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:04, archived)
# you don't
fancy my what?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:04, archived)
# your spider.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 30 May 2003, 23:05, archived)
# ewwww
spiders legs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:06, archived)
# your socks
they wouldnt come up very high on my ankles!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:06, archived)
# ohh
I wouldn't worry - you can't see them all. They come up several inches pass my knee, so I guess they'd at least cover half a shin!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:07, archived)
# ohhh are they hooped?
i think i'd look good in hooped socks? mind if i try em on?
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:09, archived)
# what
the fuck is a 'hooped sock'?!
Whatever they are I'm sure you would look delightful wearing them..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:11, archived)
# um its a sock
where there are different colours running horizontally around the sock as if it is made of hoops. kinda pippy long stocking stylee
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:13, archived)
# stripy socks!
silly. Indeed they are, and you are more than welcome to borrow them. Although they're quite tight on me, so you probably need quite skinny legs..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:15, archived)
# sadly i have muscly umm
lower leg bits so they would cut off circulation :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# you can see her modelling them on fucksocks
cgi.fucksocks.co.uk/?pid=erk&location=sockfucker/index.html

i still maintain that she has a nice rack!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:13, archived)
# hooped socks
are what jadeviper is um smugling!

[edit] you're not wrong! bravo lora.. power to you and your vertically hooped top!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:14, archived)
# crivens!
(and youre fucking obsessed!)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 30 May 2003, 23:16, archived)
#
i'm starting to get scared now
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:17, archived)
# lets run away....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 30 May 2003, 23:18, archived)
# who me?
you cant beat hoops! spaghetti hoops, hula hoops, hooped socks, hoepoe's hoopy hoopy hoop hoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:18, archived)
# spaghetti shapes,
e.g. pokemon and barbie, are far superior to the hoops. And no, i don't think he meant you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:21, archived)
# spaghetti shapes are essentially tarts,
prostitutes to the bees
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:24, archived)
# i havent a clue whats going on
i'm leathered and smell badly of umm crumpets or cider i think
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:24, archived)
# i think
they were refering to me, or perhaps both of us!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:21, archived)
# You get more surreal with each day.
Is there a web page where I can view the entire Hoskins and Hawking saga yet? I fear I've missed crucial plot points.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:04, archived)
# wrking on one
hopefully will be done before i die of insanity poisoning
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:06, archived)
# oooh oooh
you can dance! you can jive having the time of your life!

god I love ABBA! (I'm very aware that i'm a sad person thankyouverymuch)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Song #8
On Ian McKellen's Desert Island Discs list. Apparently its what they play at last orders at his local.
(Astatine, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I'm currently listening to music by Peter Skellern
and it is relaxing me greatly.

Oh, Skylark,
have you anything to say to me?...
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:07, archived)
# "Chirp chirp
twitter twitter chirp chirp twitter chirp"
(Astatine, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:08, archived)
#
I don't know if you can find these things
But my heart is riding on your wings
So if you see them anywhere
Won't you lead me there?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:09, archived)
# abba truly rock
summer night city is bloody ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I like
Eagle
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:09, archived)
# i cant say i can recall
well anything.. but hearing that un.. so im winmx'ing for it.. gotta be better than showaddywaddy im listening to now
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:12, archived)
# It's on the More ABBA gold album
My firend used to be in an abba tribute group as frida, they sang it acapella and I thought it was stunning
i could just be biased mind you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:14, archived)