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[challenge entry] Wait a minute
this is no egg..

but its a fucking good surprise!

note: i do NOT drink bud light.

From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 440 entries (closed)

(snitchell, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Nicely
this is warming up a bit now.

To be honest I thought this challenge would be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I have a fair bit of hummus..
but i just cant find any good source pics
(snitchell, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)
# I have no hummus
and no source pictures, so count yourself lucky

stupid work with it's stupid paint and no GIF animator

oh, i d/led Ulead, but it's too much, I just want a simple one with a teeeny tiny simple interface that I can quickly hide from the boss and small enough that any passer by will dismiss it.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)
# kinder egg surprises ARE
shit though, that's the point ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)
# "bill bailey would like an egg of mild disappointment"
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)
# was it not
numbing inevitability?
(Flower has a new job!, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)
# summat like that.
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Yay!
I'm going to see BB in Edinburgh on the 16th of August!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)
# i was going to
but i can't get work to pay for it.

was going to also go on the 16th, oddly.

i'm definately going to see him in 12 angry men, though.
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Cool, might try and catch that as well.
My brother lives up there, so no horrors trying to find accomadation. Last year I saw Simon Pegg and Michael Burke. Oh, the wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# like all compos
there are obvious ideas (see: mine) and really clever ones, done really well. it's kind of like a bandwagon, except instead of the same ideas over and over, you get new takes on the challenge.
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] omg heir iz a jooapie of a kinder bein attacked by a shark and da fear and den stolen by urtivvvve
in painmash forum animated and with a cock drawwn on eet. lolz.
[omg srrrrc=='C:mydoccumnts/myflies/b3tapicslol/omgomgpic4compololz.jpggggg" ]
(1, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)
# that'll be in five times
lol i caant get it to work mebbe this time?!?!?! wtf!?!?!?
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Ok
I don't know quite why you have explained that to me, but thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:50, archived)
# just to point out
that all compos have good entries and bad entries...
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)
# In the morning
the sun shines, in the night dost the moon.

(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)
# We haven't had
nohands, the fear and others in the kinder egg yet. I bet we will.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)
# yep.
i resisted the temptation to do THE KINDER THE KINDER etc...
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Oh oh
and then there could be sharks in some and helicopters in others! And some could contain Bush (or Bush could contain some). And someone could make Weebl and Bob out of the Kinder eggs. I wish I had any cool original ideas sometimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)
# i've had all those ideas
the only one I could be bothered doing is sadaam, i'm trying to think of original shit now...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)
# i'd prefer a bottle of Bishops Finger.
or London Pride perhaps.

Anyway, i'm off to attempt to get to London, anybody recommend that I bring anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)
# shit loads of money
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)
# ach,
i don't have that much money.

damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha.
He's right.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)
# ach bollocks.
i'll just have to mug a few people on my way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)
# that's the London spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Afternoon
how's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I'm like a bear with a sore head.
Havent had a decent nights kip all week. Ive got a headache, too much work to do, and Ive got to spend most of this afternoon talking to yanks on the phone about career development.

Hows you?
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)
# not bad
loads of work on as well though. And my abstinence from alcohol hits the massive five day mark today.....so not looking froward to a very dull weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# thats funny.
Ive been off the booze for 4 days as well.

But will break that tonight, hopefully.

Ive got a right high pace weekend to look forward (or dread) to. Off up home for the weekend. Out with manc scum family tomorrow night, but on sunday, Im going around oulton park in an RS Cosworth rally car, and get to blat around cheshires windy roads on a kawa ZX6R as well. So no dope for me on sunday morning.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)
# sounds quality
I drove past the Goodwood festival of speed. I wanted to fit in with all the cool cars driving about, but nobody seemed impressed by my Nissan Almera "Twister"....it had air con and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# CD player? Rubber mats? Metal effect wheel covers?
Mrs Riv come out with blinder the other day...

"Just saw a lovely motorbike. It was blue."
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
superbly female comment.

and yes, to all of the above features.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)
# see you later then...?
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# probably not.
Ive got to get up at stupid o'clock tomorrow morning to compensate for the fact our rail network is slower than a cow swimming in a river of treacle.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# bah.
fuck 'em - come to the bash!
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# I bet you do drink it.
You big poof.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Make it a Bud Lite!
...make it a compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Good surprise? Nah.

Edit: Nicely done, though :)
(Astatine, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)