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[challenge entry] eh?

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(cheebatv, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:39, archived)
# sorry to threadjack
why is it, i miss hackers first time round, then when it finally is on telly a huge storm makes my telly go fubar.

*turns very green*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:46, archived)
# my telly's fine
but i was watching bbc. not that that would make any difference.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:47, archived)
# oive lost the goddammed lot.
bugger. was the biggest longest loudest electrical explosion in the sky I've EVER seen or heard, and I'm a storm lover of the highest order. lasted 4-5 seconds visually, then sounded like a nuclear bomb. class, but my telly is dead. ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:50, archived)
# it was a big 'un
odd that it fucked your telly and not mine, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:52, archived)
# i'm in a flat with a weird shared free satelite thingy
11 free channels of snow at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:58, archived)
# ah
good old terrestrial here. none of your fancy satellite bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:59, archived)
# fuck, never thought of plugging into the terrestrial hole in the wall
ne'er mind, too late now, and besides, apparently it's a pile of wank anyway
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Um...
where are you? i smell rain!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:52, archived)
# rochester
where r u, i think it be headed north or north west (misplaced me compass)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:55, archived)
# good!
hate storms... give e the willies.. can still smell rain tho... odd..
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:56, archived)
# do you
think i ought to get the washing in? (london, btw) :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:57, archived)
# nah,
an extra rinse never hurt anyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I
like your thinking!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:00, archived)
# ahh ,compasses don't work in electrical storms...
i've crashed soooo many 737's that way,oh hum.
(carlossthejackass, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Coo
I once nearly crashed my car at the top of Bluebell Hill cos of a bolt of lightning.

I was driving towards Eccles one night when there was a literally blinding flash of lightning right overhead immediately followed by a deafening crack of thunder - luckily I was slowing down for a junction or I might've had trouble stopping before I hit something...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:01, archived)
# the infamous curse of bluebell hill
ghosts? no. just the flasher with clap.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:03, archived)
# bloody ufos

(cheebatv, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:04, archived)
# funny that my mate lived near bluebell hill..
an he got done for flashin'..
(carlossthejackass, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:07, archived)
# So many lovely people
in that part of Kent. Every time I'd meet people in Chatham it felt like I was back home in Essex...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:10, archived)
# chatham girls and essex girls
are much the same thing, so i'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:13, archived)
# In my experience,
yes they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:16, archived)
# i try my best
not to experience them.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:19, archived)
# tv out but not comp?
usually the other way round in my house
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:53, archived)
# its a big
disappointing pool of shit - yer missin' nowt!
(cheebatv, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Seconded
Not the greatest of films
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:50, archived)
# im not owned by satan
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I own
satan.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:51, archived)
# i am
satan
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:54, archived)
# back to bed, you
naughty devil
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:55, archived)
# ooohh,
cant i stay up for a biiiit longer?
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:56, archived)
# oh go on then,
but no story, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:59, archived)
# no
yes
(cheebatv, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:00, archived)
# i gave up wanking today
so that i'd have more time for digital radio (nice pic by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I gave up wanking this morning
I never thought that I would.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:51, archived)
# don't do that!
you'll go all normal!(can't have that),lets hope its a temparary thing.
(carlossthejackass, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:54, archived)
# i sometimes give up wanking
but only after it gets sore
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Couldnt you wank and
listen to the radio.

Or would it put you off?
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:51, archived)
# mary anne hobbes voice.
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Nooooooooo comment
;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Mmmmmm
John Peel.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 22:58, archived)
# back and tug
 
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha
John Peel tried to win a prize on Radio 1 this week by impersonating a fox having an orgasm.

TRUE
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:01, archived)
# but he does that every night.
"hello, I'm john, erm.. oops wrong speed on that track, but no-one noticed, er.. peel. here's one from erm, some northern band who erm... oh bugger"
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Spot on, I can hear him saying this
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:07, archived)
# and then plays
half man half biscuit. or melt banana. or the undertones.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:08, archived)
# or Avril Lavigne?
*chortle*
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:09, archived)