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[challenge entry] Lets fuck it up then get another.


Guess which two bits I created and added to this 3DS Max example scene...

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(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)
# yeah
might as well..
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)
# No
let's recycle it. I vote we melt it down and reshape it to look like a giant cock.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Yes
This is always a good idea.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Except with your own cock
then it isn't.

Cocks do not melt. 100% PAINFUL FACT.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)
# sounds like you've
been experimenting?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Well friction didn't melt it.
Friction burns... ow.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:53, archived)
# can you give me, say,
three days' notice? There's some stuff I want to do if the world is getting melted down for scrap.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Was that an anti-genitalia statement?
FEMINIST!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)
# actually
a lot of the stuff I'd want to do involves genitalia.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:55, archived)
# !!
as long as no poking or prodding is involved I'd like to volunteer :p
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:57, archived)
# What about porking?
like poking only not quite.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:58, archived)
# ah yes
i was talking about the how do you say poking of the genitalia... porking would be fine, maybe i can get some of this fuckinghummus you talk of?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Sorry, no.
I can't fucking hummus. Sorry.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 22:01, archived)
# aww
fucksocks
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 22:45, archived)
# sweet of you
but I already know who with. And so does the rest of this messageboard I think.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Does it rhyme with
bog?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 22:02, archived)
# no.
definitely not, and I can't actually think of a b3tan who rhymes with "bog".
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Zog
<>Dog

must be others...
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 22:08, archived)
# <>dog is mother inferior's bloke
not mine!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 22:09, archived)
# hehe
and a nice bloke he is too...

she's not half bad, herself ;)
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 22:20, archived)
# SirsandSOGlin?
Rog?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 22:08, archived)