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Darryn.R, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

Yippee!

Kill more kids!

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

hello.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

unt!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)

hello

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)

hello

How's you? Recovered yet?

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)

...and on saturday

i was at a stag do. the hangover went fairly quickly.

sorry for anything i may have said/done on friday. it wasn't me, it was moore.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)

roger moore?

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rogan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

Patrick Moore. He was telling everyone to

WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
/GamesMaster.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

he was eventually asked to leave.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

Patrick I think

Roger's calmed down alot these days.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)

You were fine

Mainly because I made up for it by shouting "fuckass" at you at every opportunity.
The funniest was when you just kept tapping my shoulder, pointing at Pootle and laughing, then tapping Pootle and pointing at me and laughing. You did it for hours!

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

i told bovine i loved him.

but then again, that's true.

glad everyone enjoyed me. in retrospect, amerella's advice not to drink a whole bottle of wine before going to the bash without having eaten seems wise, doesn't it?

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)

you kissed Pootle a number of times too

Hmmm, Amerella sounds like a very wise woman.
You were terribly squiffy. I didn't get that drunk, unfortunately.

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

I didn't even *see* you

let alone meet you - what was going on?!

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

I did hide a bit

downstairs and on the balcony before they closed it. It was a touch terrifying at times. See, I'm the shy retiring type.
And obviously I kept having to sneak off for a secret rendez-vous with bovine.

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

Secret?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)

sshhhh

He's begging me to run off with him there.
I told him that I've already been to Shanklin

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

Obviously.

You great big chicken ;)

I only spoke to 3 or 4 new people, I spent most of the evening talking to the folks I've met before!

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)

I had a very short

chat with you : ) I was in a daze most of the time though

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

My chat with Penile was even shorter -

probably cos the first thing I said was that she was shorter than I expected :)

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

there's a nice photo of me, mattyboy and penile

groups.msn.com/NickFrewinsPhotos/b3ta2ndbirthdaybash.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1917

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

I may have seen it

I'm not sure.

None of me though :)

Edit: Oo hadn't seen that. Bacardi Breezer and all ;)

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

I'm sure

I've seen a couple of you - normally from behind, I think.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

if i were you

i'd clarify that post.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

Nah,

no need ;)

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

That definitely deserves a

;-)

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

Yes from behind only.

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

Hope

I din't put you off speaking to more new people...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

No no

you were fine!

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

Phew

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

It was a shame not to meet everyone I wanted to.

I just found all the "oi dutchbird"s from complete strangers to be a touch unnerving. I think I preferred the quieter bashes...

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

I've got used to that

but I hate introducing myself to people.

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)

I didn't realise you were there!

you should have worn your enormous witches hat! ;)

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rogan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

I met you, you wally!

Well I stood next to you while we talked to the same people :)

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

that must have been

someone pretending to be me!
or I was drunk...
dammit, I'll try to say hello and remember doing it next time ;)

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rogan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)

You weren't as bad as Quiet Phil

he was stood around us for a good half an hour or more before I eventually had to ask who he was.
I don't think he would've said a word otherwise.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

Hahahahah

True, the most aptly named b3tan

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sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

he did promise

that he wasn't going to be quiet.
Unlike you, who doesn't look sick at all - we now know for sure it's your mind.

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

Why thankyou!

That was a compliment, right?

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sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

indeed it was

Pootle and I were discussing how we expected you to be like a scottish Tiny Tim character, all pale and ill looking. Shocking, I was shocked!

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

By my...

...devilish good looks and cheeky smile?

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sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)

it's a bit wierd

I introduced myself to someone, and they misheard me, and when I corrected them they said "even better" and started hugging me.

*shiver*

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

even worse are the people

who say something like "you fucking cunt", then hug you and keep on doing that all night...

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

sorry

about that

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

that's

what I kept doing to supermoore. It was hilarious, I tell you!

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

/taps dutchbird on shoulder

/points
/laughs

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

fuckass!

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

As if

there was any doubt...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)

Oops

that wasn't meant to be there, but nevermind...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

he kissed

ME a number of times...

thank god I wasn`t the only one molested

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

how come i kissed rik and pootle

but left all the pretty ladies alone?

i'm clearly a gayer.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

don't worry

you made a number of inappropriate remarks/movements in my direction and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)

oh.

good.

possibly.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

you

try to chat yourself up?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

eh?

No need!

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

Hahaha.

Did he wank on your tits?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

not really her tits

more her neck.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

Not to my knowledge

Mainly he kept touching my stomach

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)

at least you were

pleasant... unlike that last person who snogged me at knifepoint

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

Now you tell me ...

when it's too late to take advantage.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

Rubbish I was very proud of you

although I was a bit worried about you later when you looked like you'd had a lobotamy.

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

i'd remonstrate with that assertion.

unfortunately, it's very probably a very fair assesment. i apologise to all for my drunkeness. i accept that it was neither big nor clever. i will not do it again.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

I don't believe you.

And since you weren't abusive to me, or even able to talk, I forgive you ;)

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)

Noooo

you must do it again - tis funny and disguises my level of drunkeness

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)

I bet

you`ve still got one hand on your crotch...

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

Always...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

WANK IT!

WANK IT HARD!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)

Well

I thought you were both funny

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Samsonite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)

Thank you

Was I capable of saying anything to you other than expressing surprise at your gender?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)

Yeah there was more

but that was the funniest part.
thanks for clearing that up by the way.
:)

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Samsonite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

No problem, I think.

Nice to meet you though.
:-)

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

And yourself

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Samsonite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

fucking hell

did i meet you?

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

Yes

but you were very drunk

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Samsonite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

was i?

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

Hahahaaha

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Samsonite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

fuckass

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

assgay

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)

assmuncher

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

ANGRY TRAMP SMASH!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

i looks much less like an angry tramp in this set of photos.

i think it's the lack of stubble.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)

yeah.

and less shouting at cameras

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Reverend Dan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

i don't know about that

www.barnesy.org/cgi-bin/display.pl?recno=1058&gallery=19&page=1

www.barnesy.org/cgi-bin/display.pl?recno=1059&gallery=19&page=1

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

you were absolutely twatted

when you turned up from Mattyboys. If anything you were more pissed than me. A rare achievement.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

hahahahaha

METHS!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

You were doing

a lot of that by the time I got round to (attempting to) speaking to you...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

Looks like

he chose the pissed tourist ensemble this time...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

i'm hoping that i wasn't the most pissed person there

however, there seem to be few contenders for the crown. i didn't jump out of the building however.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

The Jury's out

munkt0n's just informed me that I did actually fall down some stairs after all.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

was it you

who fell down the stairs at the easter bash?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

that was vulga

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Reverend Dan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

I sincerely doubt you were.

Did he actually do that or is it just rumour?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

there certainly are

www.youareallcunts.com/users/vulga/b3ta/pissed/dsc07890.jpg

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Reverend Dan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

I think

DJ Direct may have been more pissed than you. We had a really hard time protecting him from being arrested/knifed/raped at Kings Cross waiting for the night bus

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

someone did jump off the balcony

but apparently no-one was watching

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butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

gr33dy

i think.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)

Either him

or pixelchimp no doubt...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

i greeted pixlechimp with "you've not stripped yet then?"

at which point he offered to.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

and his mate

who could put his testes inside his body

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Reverend Dan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

Scary

arse shot.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)

I wasn't expecting that!

Fantastic! Woo you!

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

ha ha.

i love her eyes!

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

I think

we have our winner.

w/y/h

(Brian Blessed, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

very monty python!

very well done too, woo to you in abundance!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

lmfao

woo yay

(meh, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

Woo

fucking yay to that!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

How do you expect to get a job with an attitude like that?

Woo Yay Hoopla btw

that's rather good, spongtastic in fact.

(Clockwork, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

that's so wrong

that it goes full circle, past right twice, and lands back on wrong.

Woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

Jolly good.

Splendid. Top-hole.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

is that the one on the top of her head?

(Clockwork, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

blimey !

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Tedmus, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

/still laughing.

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

that is woo

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)

ho de

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

Crikey!

(Indole Ring, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

awww... that's lovely

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)

that

is stunningly wonderful.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

ouch

:o)

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CJ, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)