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[challenge entry] hmm....i'm going to hell me thinks...




ok, it's harsh but some people might agree?

From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 440 entries (closed)

(C_R_O_W_E, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)
# i'd hardly call her
a drug abuser
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)
# My favourite thing about anti-ecstasy propaganda is the inappropriate use of the plural:
"High profile, ecstasy related deaths such as Leah Betts"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)
# leah betts
died because she was allergic to ecstacy, just like bruce lee died because he was allergic to asprin
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)
# And Kurt Cobain....
...was allergic to lead.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)
# And Brandon Lee was allergic to bullets
!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)
# lateral mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)
# indeedy
nogginweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)
# *snort*
*chortle and guffaw*
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)
# the truth...
Leah Bettes died BECAUSE HER BRAIN FLOODED WITH TOO MUCH WATER SHE DRANK as she couldnt pass water due to ecstasy.

oh yer, bruce lee did NOT die of an allergic reaction, he had a brain hemarage (sp?).

PS-I expect a reply like this
(C_R_O_W_E, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)
# i hate it
when i can't pass water due to ecstacy.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha......
... hahahahaha (repeat ad infinitum)......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Its true
I found it very hard to pass water at the weekend due to pills.
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# taking e is really good fun
people die from all sorts of things. e is not that likeley to kill you (like alcohol) so take it and encourage your kids to do so too!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# like
jude law and his bird did.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I sell it to your kids
after giving them the first one free, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# i don't have kids
i suggest you leave it alone for a bit and smoke some weed
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# i recently couldn't pass water due to ecstacy
and by 'water' i mean 'a porn shop' and by 'due to ectacy' i mean 'without buying some porn'.

bye everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# naughty
boy
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# didn't she die
from water on the brain?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# mindpiss I heard?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# arf
mind piss! water on the brain? mindpiss get it?! arf!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# ooh
very clever
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)
# A tap on the head.....
... will soon cure that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)
# asprin hidden in
marajuana.
(pappa laz, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Oh, GOD, not again!
She died, according to the corroner's report, of drinking far too much water which caused her brain to swell and deform. How many more times does this need saying?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:15, archived)
# cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)
# no, you're not going to hell
but the Daily Mail might give you a job.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)
# aye, what
are your views on asylum seekers and single mothers and asylum seeking single mothers?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)
# send them all back to where they came from!
then kill them!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)
# kill them hard
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# arf!
do i see that you're going to give us scottish types the chance to play superbuckamooreroo soon? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# yup
I'll be up for the 9th. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)
# yay :)
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# half the board
will be up for the 9th!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# That's
what king herod done... look what happened there!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# No no no. Are you some sort of lefty?
Kill them, then send them back.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# what
a waste of stamps?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# i can't stand mother-seeking asylum-singles
/so livid i can't write
/paul dacre
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)
# BURN THEM ALL
They're all fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# oy, you
GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!

i understand that would be near portsmouth.
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Ah,
but I'm one of the nice kind of immigrants.
originally, yes
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Prove it

............. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# They should be melted down
and fed to the middle classes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# That sounds
a whole lot worse...
(Shatner's Bassoon, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Yay!
Entertaining and informative! And barely relevant to the challenge.

Well I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# yay & woo
at least someone saw past the 'serious' side and found it funny :oP

it's 100 relevant to the compo ;oP
(C_R_O_W_E, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# I only liked it because you offended people.
It's shit really.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# lol
oh well
(C_R_O_W_E, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# and a duck's echo
doesn't quack
*FACT*
(fiver_til_friday, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# she went to my school you know
of course I only found this out after she became famous
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)