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[challenge entry] Not again.
When will the killings end?

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(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:07, archived)
# That's
fucking bizarre and most amusing - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:08, archived)
# PLEASE!!
Won't SOMEBODY think of the KINDER!!!
Ahem. Yes. Woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:09, archived)
# 31,000,000 votes for hitler
31,000,000 phil collins albums sold.

co-incidence?
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Aha
I think not!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)
#
Yes.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)
# 31,000,000 books sold by Jeffrey "The Cunt" Archer.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)
# you've clearly
added a few zeros to that figure....you big fat liar
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Okay, I made it up.
But it's a truly horrendous figure. hang on.

Edit: more than 120 million at the last count. Fucking scary.

www.authorsontheweb.com/features/authormonth/0301archer/archer-jeffrey.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:16, archived)
# that means
that everyone in this country has two of his books!

I'm going home to burn my copies right now
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# not bad for a whoremonging perjurer
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# ex-bankrupt
former Tory MP whoremonging perjurer, at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# current cross-bench peer
because the tories have kicked him out for five years.
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I think you forgot the import word
Disgraced.
edit: and the word cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# 31,000,000 tunnocks tea cakes
sold in the u.k. ever day

or something like that
(psausage76, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# How many
Tunnock's Caramel Wafers?
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Ooooh
*wanders to shops*
(Mattyboy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I hate that cunt
and hitler's a bit of a wanker too.

You've ruined my day.
(Mattyboy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)