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Kaiser, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)

arf!

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)

well

it would certainly be a surprise...

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mrRush, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:26, archived)

hehehhe.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:27, archived)

aaaawww

nice dog!

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Kaiser, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)

Nice

Just a quick tw...
Just trying to think of some of those song's on adverts when you were a kid... so far i've remembered;
5-4-3-2-1
Cadbury's finger of fudge
Flake
Bird'seye potato waffles
Club
Any suggestions?

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Banana, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:27, archived)

this is the captain of your ship,

calling.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)

Nice

but not that old though.

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Banana, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)

pah.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)

SirSandGoblin is the captain of our ship, of our ship

SirSandGoblin is the captain of our ship, of our ship

But our ship's a super tanker ...

sorry, got carried away there

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coco, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)

what did you call me?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)

i didn't hear it

but i think it was something about seamen.

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)

the captain

of our ship?

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coco, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)

oh, i though i heard

something about a super wanker.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)

I didn't even say that line

oops

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coco, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)

did you give up on the now safely archived thread about

how we should feel heartily ashamed of ourselves too? i haven't the energy right now...

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)

what,

the american nonsense?
yeh.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)

*shudder*

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helmetcream, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)

For mash get

Smash.

Edit: Alien Invasion, what on Earth are we gonna do?
Edit: Which was for Kitkat, I've finally remembered.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)

Good call

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Banana, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)

hmm

"beans means heinz"
what was that "make room for the mushrooms"?

"noodle doodle went to town"
err... "CHOCK-A-DOOBIE"

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)

Beanz meanz

kicked off the discussion. Like the Mushrooms though.

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Banana, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)

we want to be

smi-ith's crisps

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barnesy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)

do the shake and vac

and put the freshness back?
or is you too young to remember that or am i too old to be?

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)

i remember that

and i'm not that old.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)

goodo!!!!

toon is still in my head after all these years!

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)

You'd be surprised the

lyrics you rememeber too -
I've got 5-4-3-2-1 down pat,
"first bite into real milk chocolate..."etc

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Banana, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)

TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

i want a trio and i want one now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)

yeah

cool!

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Banana, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)

piss has troubled my mind

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coco, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)

it must be the transatlantic

time delay.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)

and crunchie!

get that friday feeling, with a woman laying on a deck chair, and a calendar whizzing past

and fudge! a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kid a treat, a finger of fudge is just enough before it's time to eat. they're full of cadbury's goodness and la de da de da...

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evil pixie, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)

"A finger fuck is just enough to give you satisfaction.

It isn't really sex at all, but only finger action" etc etc.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)

chuckle

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)

Um bongo

and
Kiora

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alistair, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)

Nice!

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Banana, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)

ees too ORAngeeee for crows!

'kia-ora' is maori for 'hello'. 100% of Aoteroa FACT!

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)

iss just for me

and my dawg

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coco, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)

you can't forget moonshine

moonshine, moonshine etc

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abaddon, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:16, archived)

right

um-bongo
kiora
are classics and will never be bettered

mindpiss

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Mosschops, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)

sorry your to slow

to lay on five

as it were

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alistair, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)

can't remember what it was for but

"tasty, tasty, very very tasty. They're very tasty"

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)

cornflakes i think

or maybe branflakes

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Mosschops, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)

branflakes

I believe

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)

musk ox musk ox not very dirty.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)

Bran Flakes.

Subsequently covered by punk band Snuff on their EP Flibbidydibbidydob, fact fans. As was Shake 'n' Vac.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)

and then there's

the Fruit n Fibre add with Grant Mitchell from Eastenders singing about how good they are

apples, hazlenuts, bananas, raisins, coconuts, sultanas

and the bizarre Alpen ads of a few years ago

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:39, archived)

How about Maynards Originals?

"There's Juice. Loose. Aboot this hoose". Used to leave me helpless with laughter.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)

oh buggrit!

I've got the tune going aboot ma heid noo!

Edit: now surplanted by the Irn Bru ad, which I'm singing loudly : ) much to the amusement of the ratbag

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)

woo!

snuff are ace = )

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evil pixie, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)

all bran wasn't it?

???

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alistair, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)

all brain

and spicy

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GTA, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)

oooh

my second-ever post was brain flakes

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)

Try Here:

lot of advert songs I like Milky Way one :)

"The red car and the blue car had a race..."

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)

There was a Hula Hoops

one where a cat steals some guys crisps...I can't find anything about it on google though :(

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)

the cat came back

the very next day

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GTA, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)

Yay! That's the one.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers it.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)

"The cat came back,

they thought it was a goner". That one?

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)

Mmmm not sure

I can only remember a little bit of the tune. I may have gone:
"The cat came back the very next day, the cat came back and ate up all his hula hoops" or something..

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)

Trrrrrriiiiooooo

triiiooooo.......

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coco, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)

i want a trio

and i want one now!

[edit] no i don't

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GTA, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)

ah, go on

... they're a'right.

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coco, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:37, archived)

moonshine and

milky way

/reminisces

(TheCircusBeyond, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)

our son pat,

was a bit nifty with a bat
and could run in a circle, as fast as a cat...

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GTA, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)

ooo

ooo what was that for?

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Banana, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)

sun pat peanut butter

I believe the freckly kid turned up in Eastenders

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)

really annoyed

I once found that particular advert on one of my old betamax tapes and when I went to find it again, couldn't :(
it's not easy searching through 100+ videos...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)

wasn't that with

the guy from Eastenders?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)

Joe

Absolom

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coco, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)

Heinz new Homestyle...

It's almost as good as my mum's"

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Ambiguous, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)

Don't take away my Breakaway!

80s adverts galore

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)

NUTS

whole hazelnuts cadburies take them and they cover them in chocolate!

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)

If you like

a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)

i was just humming that

and about to add it, when i saw it here.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)

also

the Blue Ribband advert with the dad with a mullet singing and gee-tarring until the irritating kid brings him one.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:37, archived)

I like fish

and I like liver, I like chicken for my dinner

so now you know
that a cat's meow,
means meow-meow-meow-mix

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matsimpsk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)

I'm a secret lemonade drinker,

R Whites, R Whites

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matsimpsk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:37, archived)

It's not another soft drink from those Yanks,

It's made in Scotland and it's tougher than tanks

Made in Scotland, from girders
totally refreshing too
Made in Scotland, from girders
it's Barr's Irn Bru

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matsimpsk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)

"Made in Scotland, from girders

unpronouncable too..."

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)

bugger

you beat me to that, but I've got the whole song *smug*

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)

I could only remember one line.

But I do remember the guy getting shot by the vending machine. Or being headbutted by it.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)

Ooh..

Congratulafirbulations on your fine memory. Much better than me :)

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matsimpsk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)

I didn't realise

you got Irn Bru ads in England way back then

Did you get all the ones with the skinny kid with the ginger curly hair who could tie girders in knots and stuff? and the steamroller?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)

Ring vague bells...

But Irn-Bru was still a fairly rare and exotic drink down in these parts back then.

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matsimpsk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)

I was living in Glasgow at the time.

Don't remember the ginger hair, but do remmber knots in girders.

Barrs lemonade is the best *FACT*. But you can't get it down here.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)

yes you can!

or at least you used to be able to
my nan got it from her local newsagent, and if you took the bottle back they gave you 10p, or 20p or whatever it was

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evil pixie, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)

I've just been informed that there's a shop in Whitechapel

that specialises in soft drinks, and that you can get it there. They do Jolt too apparently, which is the best Cola in the universe. When you can get it.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)

my sister and I

spent our childhood looking in hedgerows and going round the neighbours for their bottles so we could take them to the sweetie shop.

And in my late teens when life was hard, we would save them all month so we could afford to go to the chippy for food in the week before payday : ) half-pizza supper - hurrah!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)

My memory for pointless crap

and stupid trivia is boundless. Ask me to remember to turn the washing machine on/pay the phone bill/feed the cat, however... Mrs Pxyzyzygy says it's a bloke thing...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)

I'm a McCain Oven Chips fan
Great for the kids and the old man
Better than chips from a chip pan
40% less fat

McCain Oven Chips really taste great
Gone like a flash on your plate mate
Chips that are bang up to date mate
40% less fat

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)

DO YOU

think we all ought to get out a bit more?

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)

Won't help now...

...that was ingrained on my brain many, many years ago.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)

I know i know

just a thought.... *sigh*

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)

Why would I want to go out?

It's full of real people that I might have to talk to.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)

ooh

i hadn't thought of that... *shudder*

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Knorr stock cubes! two blokes in the Highlands "all that way for a chicken?"

great ad : )

and was it the Campbell's soup ads that had the donkey saying "thistles" all the time?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)

Pea and ham!!! From a Chicken???

...now that's clever!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)

one of the best ads ever

I reckon : )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)

ooooh oooh ooooh

and the Ross packet chinese ready mix something-or-others with the final line "Get Rossed!"

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)

My friends Tess and Debs

were in one of the "Food, glory Ross food" ad in 1991. Directed by Ken Russell!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)

Will it be chips or jacket spuds?

Will it be salad or frozen peas?
Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see.

altogether now...

Hope it's chips, it's chips.
We hope it's chips, it's chips....

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)

I still use that song

best advert evah

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)

The Weetabix

dun dun dun dun
OK!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)

the smash

one... although i'm too young to remember it

(There is no Mr Spoon, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)

"They

cut them up with their little knives. Hahahaha!"

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)

these earthlings

*martian laughter*
they take the potatoes
*more martian laughter*
boil them for 20 of their earth minutes
*rolf mayo martian laughter*
then they mash them
*hysterical martians requiring assistance*
caption
For mash get Smash

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)

A Mars A Day

Helps Your Teeth Rot Away

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)

oooh what was the Marathon one

about going further or something like that?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)

I'd like to teach the world to sing

in perfect harmony......
blah di blah tiddley tum...

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)

the late 80s

Irn Bru ads with the piss-take of Coke and Pepsi

#Don't you know this is one of those ads
Lots of kids with white teeth and giant shoulder pads
It's not a drink from those crazy Yanks
You know it's made right here and it's tougher than tanks
Made in Scotland from girders
Unpronouncable too
Made in Scotland from girders
And it's called Barr's Irn Bru#

And it's a classic series of bloke vs vending machine at the end

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)

Class!

i likes remembering wot i had forgot!

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)

Chicken tonight?

The Coke song?

Umm... Cadbury's?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)

Milky Way

The red car and the blue car had a race
All red wanted to do was stuff his face
He'd eat everything he sees
Even ??????? and trees

Oh no the bridge is gone
Poor red can't carry on

Something something something Milky Way!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)

see you missus

memory like a thing that has a very very good memory... I salute your memory!

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)

nah

only for pointless crap

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)

well

is there any other use for it?

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)

Mr. Owl...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll TOotsie pop?

(OOOH!Tootsie Roll!)
Tootsie Roll Pop with a chocolatey chew...
Tootsie ROll I think I'm in love with you!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:19, archived)

Thank you very very very very very very much!

"Say it with Cadburys Roses"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)

Sorry for sounding stoopid but

I don't understand what dsf adsfg afg fg means I saw it on howstange as well but I don't get it?

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)